some chick just sent me this.

[violetman]

jesus.....................

 

[SSP]

What did you do to piss her off... or did that message come out of nowhere and whacked you in side of your face?

 

[PatboyX]

whats her number?

 

[CoBRaXT]

dont you just loves engrish

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: Vortex22
Tell her to rewrite that in English.

Indeed.

 

[Excelsior]

You're, damnit, not your.

 

[illusion88]

can I meet this girl? She live around the bay area?

 

[Rapidskies]

Wow, I was just thinking of what kind of bedtime stories she will tell her future children.

Mom "Then the maggots came out of their eyes..."
Little Johnny "Mom, stop it your scaring me!"

Mom"and were impaled on the fork of the demon Jocaboka.."
Little Johnny "Mom!?!"

Mom"TO FRY IN THE ETERNAL FIRES OF HELL!"
Little Johnny (praying) "Yay though I walk through the shadow of death I shall fear no evil..."

Mom"Goodnight, sweet dreams!"
Little Johnny *shudders*

 

[Schadenfreude]

Multiple paragraphs are allowed, you know. Maybe you should tell her this.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

girls are brutal w/ their insults....i like when us dudes insult each other...it's just the usual "loser, ass f-you, dumbass".....girls go further...they're pure evil

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: SSP
What did you do to piss her off... or did that message come out of nowhere and whacked you in side of your face?

i dont think she's angry at me... she said she just writes this stuff every once in a while...

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Whade
Wow, I was just thinking of what kind of bedtime stories she will tell her future children.

Mom "Then the maggots came out of their eyes..."
Little Johnny "Mom, stop it your scaring me!"

Mom"and were impaled on the fork of the demon Jocaboka.."
Little Johnny "Mom!?!"

Mom"TO FRY IN THE ETERNAL FIRES OF HELL!"
Little Johnny (praying) "Yay though I walk through the shadow of death I shall fear no evil..."

Mom"Goodnight, sweet dreams!"
Little Johnny *shudders*

ROFL!!!

i do like little johnny reciting his prayers, haha, that's great

 

[FuZoR]

she needs to learn how to write paragraphs!

i coudlnt follow it for crap

 

[GasX]

she should stop projecting her repressed bull *** anger on you...

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: SSP
What did you do to piss her off... or did that message come out of nowhere and whacked you in side of your face?

i dont think she's angry at me... she said she just writes this stuff every once in a while...

You should have stated that from the start. Everyone thinks she is saying that to you.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: SSP

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: SSP
What did you do to piss her off... or did that message come out of nowhere and whacked you in side of your face?

i dont think she's angry at me... she said she just writes this stuff every once in a while...

You should have stated that from the start. Everyone thinks she is saying that to you.

like i said, i dont *think* she's angry at me, but women speak in riddles, and it's tough to understand what they're thinking

 

[yowolabi]

I can't even tell if she's trying to insult someone. Maybe she should rewrite it in French, with proper grammar and spelling, and when she's not high any more.

 

[EyeMWing]

They look like song lyrics. Bad "emo" song lyrics. You know, the kind that all these annoying little girls put in their AIM profiles and LiveJournals when a guy tells them to fvck off because they're too whiney.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Possibility #1) She was/is stoned heavily.

Possibility #2) She fancies herself to be some sort of grand intellectual who writes on a level which no-one else can understand.

Possibility #3) Combine numbers 1 and 2.

ZV

 

[Beau]

I hope your reply was:

"Tell me what you're really feeling."

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
They look like song lyrics. Bad "emo" song lyrics. You know, the kind that all these annoying little girls put in their AIM profiles and LiveJournals when a guy tells them to fvck off because they're too whiney.

i put queen lyrics in my msn name


"I am immortal, I have inside me blood of Kings. I have no rival, no man can be my equal, take me to the future of your world!"

course, that's not exactly the same thing

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Beau
I hope your reply was:

"Tell me what you're really feeling."

actually, my reply was "right....... that was, um... descriptive..."

 

[Tetsuo]

:camera:'s?

 

[SuperPickle]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
They look like song lyrics. Bad "emo" song lyrics. You know, the kind that all these annoying little girls put in their AIM profiles and LiveJournals when a guy tells them to fvck off because they're too whiney.

Dasm...you beat me too it.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Tetsuo
:camera:'s?

no