some chick just sent me this.

[JJWalker]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Possibility #1) She was/is stoned heavily.

Possibility #2) She fancies herself to be some sort of grand intellectual who writes on a level which no-one else can understand.

Possibility #3) Combine numbers 1 and 2.

ZV

Possibility #4) Walleye is lying again.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: JJWalker

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Possibility #1) She was/is stoned heavily.

Possibility #2) She fancies herself to be some sort of grand intellectual who writes on a level which no-one else can understand.

Possibility #3) Combine numbers 1 and 2.

ZV

Possibility #4) Walleye is lying again.

i have not lied since the post just before i came clean (actually probably before that)...

 

[Walleye]

here we are now, entertain us!

 

[lokiju]

was that meant to be directed at you? or is it just some wack ass letter she made up?

Either way shes got issues man.

 

[TMPadmin]

I think she wants you!

 

[Platypus]

I'm sure this happened, much like everything else you've ever posted here

PS tell her that her spelling sucks almost as much as you do

 

[her209]

That's one psycho beeeeeeotch

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: Walleye

I always thought you were the one to start fighting and screaming when the monster jump out from under the bed with magots spewing from its eye. You'd be the one getting the knife and poking at its heart hoping it went away eventually. Never wanting anything else but love filling the room with murderous anticipation. Getting a bite to eat from the old left over pizza sitting in the corner of the room. Making yourself sick, and wanting to take all the pills that are left in the cupboard. Drinking the glass of wine still sitting on the counter from last years business even, wishing you had some one! Some one to care for you! even the slightest bit. but you know if they did they'd always worry youd kill youself slowly. Taking a blade and cutting your throat slowly only to realise you wont die from it. Instead you deside to start cuttin you wrists, blood everywhere. All this because no one loves you! No one cares enought to help. You know that if anyone was arround this time they'd ask you if they could help then laugh as you slipped away. Feeling your life slowly drift away. Now your dead, burring 6 feet in the ground, you smell and your flesh is melting away. Your eyes fell to the back of your skull. Nothing but bones, and now not only do people not care, but they dont remember. Your nothing.

ouch.

after viewing your previous posts.... expected. man you are sol with chicks.

this isnt my chick, it's just a girl i know.

its actually his mom.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
I'm sure this happened, much like everything else you've ever posted here

PS tell her that her spelling sucks almost as much as you do

i think 'almost' is being a little too kind, i was thinking more along the lines of 'very remotely'

 

[DrPizza]

My comprehension level is dropping....
must... have... more... coffee...

Or, is it that she's making no sense? Just a stream of thoughts written down but her writing couldn't keep up with her brain?

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: Walleye

I always thought you were the one to start fighting and screaming when the monster jump out from under the bed with magots spewing from its eye. You'd be the one getting the knife and poking at its heart hoping it went away eventually. Never wanting anything else but love filling the room with murderous anticipation. Getting a bite to eat from the old left over pizza sitting in the corner of the room. Making yourself sick, and wanting to take all the pills that are left in the cupboard. Drinking the glass of wine still sitting on the counter from last years business even, wishing you had some one! Some one to care for you! even the slightest bit. but you know if they did they'd always worry youd kill youself slowly. Taking a blade and cutting your throat slowly only to realise you wont die from it. Instead you deside to start cuttin you wrists, blood everywhere. All this because no one loves you! No one cares enought to help. You know that if anyone was arround this time they'd ask you if they could help then laugh as you slipped away. Feeling your life slowly drift away. Now your dead, burring 6 feet in the ground, you smell and your flesh is melting away. Your eyes fell to the back of your skull. Nothing but bones, and now not only do people not care, but they dont remember. Your nothing.

ouch.

after viewing your previous posts.... expected. man you are sol with chicks.

this isnt my chick, it's just a girl i know.

its actually his mom.

ouch.

 

[Hammer]

edit: crap. someone beat me to the mom reference.

 

[Brutuskend]

Ouch!

That's gotta leave a mark!

Well, we like you anyway!

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
I'm sure this happened, much like everything else you've ever posted here

PS tell her that her spelling sucks almost as much as you do

i think 'almost' is being a little too kind, i was thinking more along the lines of 'very remotely'

all lies i said were compiled into that thread starter. everything else i said was fact.

 

[SammyBoy]

yay, your computer friends with a canadian ***! congrats!

i wont say anyhing if you PROMISE to not blow your savings flying up to the country above us to hear the *** bitch in person.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Hammer
edit: crap. someone beat me to the mom reference.

lol, this has been up over a day, you had plenty of oppertunity

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Hammer
edit: crap. someone beat me to the mom reference.

OWN3D!!!

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: SammyBoy
yay, your computer friends with a canadian ***! congrats!

i wont say anyhing if you PROMISE to not blow your savings flying up to the country above us to hear the *** bitch in person.

she's not a ***, she's engaged to some dude in england...


i promise not to spend any money towards her. she's nice to talk to, though, but i can limit myself at IM convos

 

[AreaCode707]

I can't believe the thread got this far without someone pointing out the fairly obvious. The "you" in the passage is a rhetorical style - not referring to the recepient of the letter but to a hypothetical character possessing the characteristics of the author. Sounds like she's a cutter and looking for some attention/help. Talk to her parents or a school counselor.

 

[JimRaynor]

That letter gave me an erection.

 

[Dominionion]

I'm still waiting for the traditional forum reply: "I'd do her"

 

[PunDogg]

can u ask her for the cliff notes hehe

Dogg

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: PunDogg
can u ask her for the cliff notes hehe

Dogg

screw cliff notes, ask her for the translation of the cliffnotes of the cliffnotes of the analysis of her little diatribe by a professor of language at Harvard. geez.