Some birds are in my yard

[Crono]

Pic 1
Pic 2

 

[zinfamous]

whoa. good luck catching those...

 

[BoomerD]

Nah, they taste like shit, and they are terribly predatory, so if you'll kill them, pluck them, and, of course, gut them, and send them to me, I'll dispose of them in a proper and safe manner...

 

[wiredspider]

Don't they know it's not safe..

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

on nom nom nom nom nom

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Get out the 30-30!

 

[Squisher]

They have obviously decided to no longer accept the wanton killing of their brethren. They are getting ready to exact their revenge on human kind. I'm sorry to inform you that you are their first victim. Call the police.

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Nah, they taste like shit, and they are terribly predatory, so if you'll kill them, pluck them, and, of course, gut them, and send them to me, I'll dispose of them in a proper and safe manner...

rof:laugh:

 

[BUTCH1]

Shoot.....shoot to kill...

 

[wwswimming]

yeah, i've had the same thoughts. don't have a gun though. i was thinking,
if only there was some way to put them to sleep, e.g. bread soaked with wine.

then it's one quick whack with a machete, and i have a whole bunch of
feathers to throw on the compost pile.

BUT - it's probably a felony where i live.

still, very tempting.

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: wwswimming
yeah, i've had the same thoughts. don't have a gun though. i was thinking,
if only there was some way to put them to sleep, e.g. bread soaked with wine.

then it's one quick whack with a machete, and i have a whole bunch of
feathers to throw on the compost pile.

BUT - it's probably a felony where i live.

still, very tempting.

Time to get an air rifle!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: Squisher
They have obviously decided to no longer accept the wanton killing of their brethren. They are getting ready to exact their revenge on human kind. I'm sorry to inform you that you are their first victim. Call the police.

I for one welcome our new turkey overlords and would like to remind them that I eat prime rib or lasagna on Thanksgiving.

 

[DrPizza]

I think it's Turkeys Unlimited that pays a reward to anyone turning in someone for illegally shooting a turkey.


Go ahead! Shoot it and post pictures! Make sure to get a good shot with you in the picture.
Also, someone mentioned 30-30. Are you insane? First picture looks like a jake. Probably 14 pounds or less. Shoot that with a 30-30 and there'll be nothing left.

 

[spidey07]

Don't you normally hunt turkey with a tight shotgun? Oh, and go for the head only.

 

[olds]

Our yard

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Our yard

LOL!

"Look at how big I am"

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Our yard

LOL!

"Look at how big I am"

And small. < --- From our old place.

 

[olds]

Just to change it up.

 

[spidey07]

So you have this magical yard that delivers food? WANT.

 

[jorken]

peel her one

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: spidey07
So you have this magical yard that delivers food? WANT.

It's called, "not living in the city".

 

[ballmode]

So these birds don't taste good?

 

[DieHardware]

Hello...Breakfast!

 

[Sentrosi2121]

Zombie Turkeys.

[Ash]It's a Trap. Get the axe[/Ash]

 

[0roo0roo]

wild turkey is smarter..and gamy