"If I lived back in the wild west days (which I note that I don't), instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster (neither of which I have), I'd carry a soldering iron (highly unlikely). That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron! (even though they would have no concept of a soldering iron)" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." (are your initials JJ?) Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed (I think they would, after they contemplate your corpse), because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink."
With just a little embellishment, it could be made into a viable pickup line.