Sold all my socks today

[Sluggo]

Enough of this sock drawer, I cant bear it. Constantly losing just one sock makes me place my hand over face in shame. I just sold every sock I had and am going to put the money in my wife's can.

Thrilled about the prospect of all new socks, there is really nothing that compares to the feeling of brand new cotton socks on your feet, assuming I get the money out of my wife's can. :|

 

[Alone]

Sold...sold socks...socks...sold...

Wait, what?

EDIT: Oh...damn.

 

[Blitzvogel]

To be honest, I thought the original thread said "socks" as well at first glance.

 

[JMapleton]

10/10

 

[Sluggo]

Sold...sold socks...socks...sold...

Wait, what?

Quit acting like you have never purchased used socks before, we have all been there.

 

[BoomerD]

Did you sell them on e-bay?

 

[brainhulk]

 

[l0cke]

I actually laughed at this.

Then I sneezed, related?

 

[Newbian]

Are you sure the cousins of the underpants gnomes, the sock gnomes, didn't steal them?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

I only have four pairs of socks to sell... I'm doomed.

 

[foghorn67]

I only have four pairs of socks to sell... I'm doomed.

Effing hawaiins and there barefoot ways.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Effing hawaiins and there barefoot ways.

Not your problem brah... 😛

 

[CFP]

Quit acting like you have never purchased used socks before, we have all been there.

Ouch...

 

[LookBehindYou]

So you're putting all your money in your wifes can? Litteraly or metaphorically? Or am I thinking of a different kind of can?

 

[highland145]

So you're putting all your money if your wifes can? Litteraly or metaphorically? Or am I thinking of a different kind of can?

Kinky bastard, that one. Wonder if the wife knows she's going to get violated by the sock puppet? Do you think oxyclean will get the stains........nvm.

 

[z1ggy]

DUDE, hold onto those socks. Don't panic.

 

[SpiderWiz]

I keep my socks under my mattress.

 

[BabaBooey]

2/10

 

[BrokenVisage]

I remember that episode, awesome reference! 😀

 

[SunnyD]

Enough of this sock drawer, I cant bear it. Constantly losing just one sock makes me place my hand over face in shame. I just sold every sock I had and am going to put the money in my wife's can.

Thrilled about the prospect of all new socks, there is really nothing that compares to the feeling of brand new cotton socks on your feet, assuming I get the money out of my wife's can. :|

So wait, you shove money up your wife's ass?

 

[Oil]

Did casiotech buy them from you?

 

[DominionSeraph]

going to put the money in my wife's can.

Good choice. Give the doc a pic of Kim Kardashian.

 

[brianmanahan]

someone already did this http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2183122 i asume making fun of

and that thread got closed and i seriously hope there was reprecusions

 

[santz]

Enough of this sock drawer, I cant bear it. Constantly losing just one sock makes me place my hand over face in shame. I just sold every sock I had and am going to put the money in my wife's can.

Thrilled about the prospect of all new socks, there is really nothing that compares to the feeling of brand new cotton socks on your feet, assuming I get the money out of my wife's can. :|

Can we all also put our socks in your wife's can? 🙂

 

[Sluggo]

Can we all also put our socks in your wife's can? 🙂

I would prefer that you put money in there.

So wait, you shove money up your wife's ass?

No, no, no the tin can that we keep all of savings in. :whiste: