Soccer mom vs. Professional female MMA fighter

Page 2 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.

puyo

Member
Jun 7, 2015
26
0
0
Holy f*ck the soccer mom got rocked.

What the hell was she thinking going against a professional?

exactly ....This was not supposed to be permitted..... that fight was ridiculous ....
 

SP33Demon

Lifer
Jun 22, 2001
27,928
142
106
About the video, the soccer moms body language looked super like that of someone who didn't want to be there whatever, I wonder why she took the fight?

Probably for the same reasons some women do stupid shit, because they're bored and want to "feel alive again" and "have a spiritual awakening". Watch the movie "Wild" for bucketloads of this Eat Pray Love BS.
 

KeithTalent

Elite Member | Administrator | No Lifer
Administrator
Nov 30, 2005
50,231
117
116
Call me old fashioned, or misogynist, or whatever, but I just can't really stomach watching women fight.

KT
 

NetWareHead

THAT guy
Aug 10, 2002
5,847
154
106
Wow. Even teed off on her face while she was on her knees.

Last I checked the rules, its legal in UFC to use hands against a downed opponent. You just cant use kicks/knees on an opponent on the floor or on his knees.
 

purbeast0

No Lifer
Sep 13, 2001
52,991
5,887
126
No way she weighs 135lbs. lol.

lol that was the first thing i thought when i saw her stats too. she looks closer to 160 or 170. she looks bigger than my wife did when she was pregnant.
 

Scarpozzi

Lifer
Jun 13, 2000
26,389
1,778
126
Yeah....first shots were to the throat...then the chin. Soccer mom needs to learn defense.
 

NetWareHead

THAT guy
Aug 10, 2002
5,847
154
106
Yeah....first shots were to the throat...then the chin. Soccer mom needs to learn defense.


And how to fight period. Look at the first punch the soccer mom tried to throw. It wasnt even a "real" punch (meaning there was not an ounce of training given to this woman; she is as amatuer as you can get). Anybody know the backstory to this? There was no way the mom would last more than a few seconds...
 

PokerGuy

Lifer
Jul 2, 2005
13,650
201
101
And how to fight period. Look at the first punch the soccer mom tried to throw.

That's what I thought as well, that wasn't even a real punch, she looks like someone who's never been in a fight in her life. Her pre-fight posture says the same. Curious to see what the backstory is for this. Maybe she lost a big bet ;)
 

disappoint

Lifer
Dec 7, 2009
10,132
382
126
Dumb as fuck. You might as well do Sumo vs Japanese math nerd student.

Right, Sumo-san doesn't stand a chance in that battle. All Math Nerd-san has to do is jump out of the way when Sumo-san charges and Sumo-san will go flying head first into the crowd.
 

BoberFett

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
37,562
9
81
Right, Sumo-san doesn't stand a chance in that battle. All Math Nerd-san has to do is jump out of the way when Sumo-san charges and Sumo-san will go flying head first into the crowd.

That's funny, in an ignorant, racist kind of way. But I'm not surprised, after all it is you we're talking about here.

You'd be surprised how quick sumo are.
 

angminas

Diamond Member
Dec 17, 2006
3,331
26
91
That's funny, in an ignorant, racist kind of way. But I'm not surprised, after all it is you we're talking about here.

You'd be surprised how quick sumo are.

e8JH8Ph.jpg
 

NetWareHead

THAT guy
Aug 10, 2002
5,847
154
106
That's what I thought as well, that wasn't even a real punch, she looks like someone who's never been in a fight in her life. Her pre-fight posture says the same.

Right. She looks like the type of woman whose next move after that "punch" was to start slap-flailing and pulling hair
 

EOM

Senior member
Mar 20, 2015
479
14
81
sh lasts 20 seconds or so on average... 3 KOs via punches.... yikes!
 

Genx87

Lifer
Apr 8, 2002
41,091
513
126
Redneck fighting in Walmart aisles is different than fighting a conditioned athlete.
 

disappoint

Lifer
Dec 7, 2009
10,132
382
126
That's funny, in an ignorant, racist kind of way. But I'm not surprised, after all it is you we're talking about here.

You'd be surprised how quick sumo are.

Haaaahahahahaha Shouldn't you be dragging your knuckles over to a Walmart to brawl over a bag of Skittles or something?
 

Theb

Diamond Member
Feb 28, 2006
3,533
9
76
About the video, the soccer moms body language looked super like that of someone who didn't want to be there whatever, I wonder why she took the fight?

My guess is she's being paid under the table to help boost other people's stats.

Katie-Castro-665x385.jpg