Soap...as..a...laxative?

[slackerinabox]

Call me crazy and, trust me, I'm not applying for a Darwin Award here.. A few days ago I didn't rinse the soap out of a cup properly before having soda and just thought my soda was extra fizzy... Half a cup in and my stomach doesn't react kindly. Without getting too gorey, what would be the harm of using organic/chemical free soap as a laxative if I was ever constipated? Seems mighty effective.

 

[RossMAN]

You deserve your own custom title. I'm not sure whether that's an honor or insult.

 

[dennilfloss]

Well, hospitals use castile soap for enemas.

 

[Thraxen]

I don't know about the safety of it, but I think this is fairly common knowledge.

 

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
You deserve your own custom title. I'm not sure whether that's an honor or insult.

LOL

 

[HardcoreRobot]

thats not an opinion, thats a FACT OF LIFE

 

[Gooberlx2]

Try a few drops of Visine in your drink. That'll help your constipation. 😉

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
Try a few drops of Visine in your drink. That'll help your constipation. 😉

I saw that episode of CSI! Bastard! 😉

 

[Kalvin00]

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
Try a few drops of Visine in your drink. That'll help your constipation. 😉

Please don't encourage this. You can kill people doing that s hit.

 

[RossMAN]

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Call me crazy and, trust me, I'm not applying for a Darwin Award here.. A few days ago I didn't rinse the soap out of a cup properly before having soda and just thought my soda was extra fizzy... Half a cup in and my stomach doesn't react kindly. Without getting too gorey, what would be the harm of using organic/chemical free soap as a laxative if I was ever constipated? Seems mighty effective.

hmmm....yes, RossMAN, a custom title is in order.

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Call me crazy and, trust me, I'm not applying for a Darwin Award here.. A few days ago I didn't rinse the soap out of a cup properly before having soda and just thought my soda was extra fizzy... Half a cup in and my stomach doesn't react kindly. Without getting too gorey, what would be the harm of using organic/chemical free soap as a laxative if I was ever constipated? Seems mighty effective.

hmmm....yes, RossMAN, a custom title is in order.

what i mean is perfume free, sorry

 

[tfinch2]

Why not just use a laxative as a laxative, instead of eating soap like a fvcking retard.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Why not just use a laxative as a laxative, instead of eating soap like a fvcking retard.

Sig material and should be added to the AT quotes database 😉

 

[FoBoT]

yes, but i recommend a good fiber pill over soap, psyllium fiber is great stuff

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Why not just use a laxative as a laxative, instead of eating soap like a fvcking retard.

Sig material and should be added to the AT quotes database 😉

Your quotes database appears to have been spammed by porn sites.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Why not just use a laxative as a laxative, instead of eating soap like a fvcking retard.

That would involve common sense 😕

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Why not just use a laxative as a laxative, instead of eating soap like a fvcking retard.

Sig material and should be added to the AT quotes database 😉

Your quotes database appears to have been spammed by porn sites.

Replace Your with Adul's

 

[Kelnoen]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Why not just use a laxative as a laxative, instead of eating soap like a fvcking retard.

Sig material and should be added to the AT quotes database 😉

Your quotes database appears to have been spammed by porn sites.

haha, who is 'Viagra' 😛

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: Thraxen
I don't know about the safety of it, but I think this is fairly common knowledge.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
Try a few drops of Visine in your drink. That'll help your constipation. 😉

Please don't encourage this. You can kill people doing that s hit.

Truth - Link

 

[jupiter57]

Two Tablespoons of Epsom Salts in a glass of warm water, add a little lemon/lime juice and sugar to make it more palatable if you want.
All the laxative you'll need!

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
You deserve your own custom title. I'm not sure whether that's an honor or insult.

Co-signed. :laugh:

 

[JEDIYoda]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Call me crazy and, trust me, I'm not applying for a Darwin Award here.. A few days ago I didn't rinse the soap out of a cup properly before having soda and just thought my soda was extra fizzy... Half a cup in and my stomach doesn't react kindly. Without getting too gorey, what would be the harm of using organic/chemical free soap as a laxative if I was ever constipated? Seems mighty effective.

yep--clean those insides right out!! lol

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
You deserve your own custom title. I'm not sure whether that's an honor or insult.

ROFL