Soap...as..a...laxative?

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slackerinabox

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Call me crazy and, trust me, I'm not applying for a Darwin Award here.. A few days ago I didn't rinse the soap out of a cup properly before having soda and just thought my soda was extra fizzy... Half a cup in and my stomach doesn't react kindly. Without getting too gorey, what would be the harm of using organic/chemical free soap as a laxative if I was ever constipated? Seems mighty effective.
 
RossMAN

RossMAN

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You deserve your own custom title. I'm not sure whether that's an honor or insult.
 
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Thraxen

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I don't know about the safety of it, but I think this is fairly common knowledge.
 
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Kalvin00

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Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
Try a few drops of Visine in your drink. That'll help your constipation. ;)
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Please don't encourage this. You can kill people doing that s hit.
 
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biggestmuff

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Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Call me crazy and, trust me, I'm not applying for a Darwin Award here.. A few days ago I didn't rinse the soap out of a cup properly before having soda and just thought my soda was extra fizzy... Half a cup in and my stomach doesn't react kindly. Without getting too gorey, what would be the harm of using organic/chemical free soap as a laxative if I was ever constipated? Seems mighty effective.
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hmmm....yes, RossMAN, a custom title is in order.
 
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slackerinabox

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Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Call me crazy and, trust me, I'm not applying for a Darwin Award here.. A few days ago I didn't rinse the soap out of a cup properly before having soda and just thought my soda was extra fizzy... Half a cup in and my stomach doesn't react kindly. Without getting too gorey, what would be the harm of using organic/chemical free soap as a laxative if I was ever constipated? Seems mighty effective.
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hmmm....yes, RossMAN, a custom title is in order.
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what i mean is perfume free, sorry
 
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tfinch2

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Why not just use a laxative as a laxative, instead of eating soap like a fvcking retard.
 
jupiter57

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Two Tablespoons of Epsom Salts in a glass of warm water, add a little lemon/lime juice and sugar to make it more palatable if you want.
All the laxative you'll need!
 
JEDIYoda

JEDIYoda

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Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Call me crazy and, trust me, I'm not applying for a Darwin Award here.. A few days ago I didn't rinse the soap out of a cup properly before having soda and just thought my soda was extra fizzy... Half a cup in and my stomach doesn't react kindly. Without getting too gorey, what would be the harm of using organic/chemical free soap as a laxative if I was ever constipated? Seems mighty effective.
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yep--clean those insides right out!! lol
 
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