So......

[Farvacola]

I know I am!

 

[shilala]

Then try this...
A guy gets to the lake and he sees his Polander buddy Stashu fishing.
He says, "Hey Stash, didn't you just get married yesterday, why ain't you home givin the old lady the high hard one?"
Stash replies, "No can do, Gonorrhea."
His buddy tells him, "Well roll her over and hit the dirt."
Stash replies, "Negative, Diarrhea".
His buddy says, "Well, being as you just got married yesterday, certainly a humjob isn't out of the question?"
Stashu replies, "That's out too, Pyhorrhea."
His buddy is absolutely shocked. He says to Stash, "This chick has Gonorrhea, Diarrhea, and Pyhorrhea, what the hell did you marry her for anyways?"
Stash replies, "Welp, she's got worms too, and I like fishin."
(Insert drum roll here)

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: shilala
Then try this...
A guy gets to the lake and he sees his Polander buddy Stashu fishing.
He says, "Hey Stash, didn't you just get married yesterday, why ain't you home givin the old lady the high hard one?"
Stash replies, "No can do, Gonorrhea."
His buddy tells him, "Well roll her over and hit the dirt."
Stash replies, "Negative, Diarrhea".
His buddy says, "Well, being as you just got married yesterday, certainly a humjob isn't out of the question?"
Stashu replies, "That's out too, Pyhorrhea."
His buddy is absolutely shocked. He says to Stash, "This chick has Gonorrhea, Diarrhea, and Pyhorrhea, what the hell did you marry her for anyways?"
Stash replies, "Welp, she's got worms too, and I like fishin."
(Insert drum roll here)

Siiiiiick.

 

[Mucho]

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?


If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

 

[tec699]

Do you guys want to hear a dirty joke?
































































The girl fell in the mud!

 

[Farvacola]

Oh my god, this is spiraling out of control, mods please lock before I lose my mind!

 

[aplefka]

The first was definitely the worst (pun-wise, I liked the joke), the second was just a hearty chuckle, and the third was weaksauce. I had a feeling that was what an ATOT dirty joke was like.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Mucho
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?


If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

::clapclapclapclapclap::

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: shilala
Then try this...
A guy gets to the lake and he sees his Polander buddy Stashu fishing.
He says, "Hey Stash, didn't you just get married yesterday, why ain't you home givin the old lady the high hard one?"
Stash replies, "No can do, Gonorrhea."
His buddy tells him, "Well roll her over and hit the dirt."
Stash replies, "Negative, Diarrhea".
His buddy says, "Well, being as you just got married yesterday, certainly a humjob isn't out of the question?"
Stashu replies, "That's out too, Pyhorrhea."
His buddy is absolutely shocked. He says to Stash, "This chick has Gonorrhea, Diarrhea, and Pyhorrhea, what the hell did you marry her for anyways?"
Stash replies, "Welp, she's got worms too, and I like fishin."
(Insert drum roll here)

Siiiiiick.

Yeah it is. Awesome, eh?

 

[thegimp03]

Siiiiiick.

Ugh...that was terrible and usually I like the nasty jokes.

 

[anxi80]

why do women wear make-up and perfume?


because they're ugly and they stink!


a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper.
the bartender says, ?hey! did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants??!??
the pirate replies, ?aye! it?s driving me nuts!?

 

[xXped0thugXx]

Originally posted by: anxi80
why do women wear make-up and perfume?


because they're ugly and they stink!


a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper.
the bartender says, ?hey! did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants??!??
the pirate replies, ?aye! it?s driving me nuts!?

:beer:

 

[Injury]

<peter griffin>
Why do women have boobs?

So you have something to look at!
</peter griffin>

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: anxi80
why do women wear make-up and perfume?


because they're ugly and they stink!


a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper.
the bartender says, ?hey! did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants??!??
the pirate replies, ?aye! it?s driving me nuts!?

well my g/f doesn't wear much makeup,and No perfume.

 

[bootymac]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: thegimp03

Siiiiiick.

Ugh...that was terrible and usually I like the nasty jokes.

Yeah, that one's the king. Hard to get any grosser than that, short of finding a condom at the bottom of the mayonaise jar.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: cavemanmoron

Originally posted by: anxi80
why do women wear make-up and perfume?


because they're ugly and they stink!

well my g/f doesn't wear much makeup,and No perfume.

its ok. go ahead and laugh after she walks away and isnt looking over your shoulder and making you type replies.