So you've been dating a girl for a while

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: brunswickite
Text message is probably the classiest way to end it.

we need 2
see other ppl
k thx bye

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
but want to call it quits for whatever reason....

what are the most creative ways you've gone about to break up with a girl?

Intentionally get caught having sex with a goat while you're covered in vaseline and holding a rubber hose, all the while watching Mary Poppins while a eunuch sings you bedtime stories.

But what if that's how you first hooked up with her?

 

[mwtgg]

Your threads amuse me.

 

[myusername]

Moved to a different state.

 

[PepePeru]

3 words:

I am gay

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
but want to call it quits for whatever reason....

what are the most creative ways you've gone about to break up with a girl?

Intentionally get caught having sex with a goat while you're covered in vaseline and holding a rubber hose, all the while watching Mary Poppins while a eunuch sings you bedtime stories.

Problem is trying to find a eunuch .

 

[Sluggo]

I used to know a guy who was a real jerk-off. He claims that he broke up with women by begging them to let him uhhhhhh....finish on them, preferably their face, and then he would say, "There is no way I can continue to see a girl who would let someone do that to them."

He says there was no more humiliated look in the world than a girl covered in your man-stuff that had just been dumped.

Of course I always thought he was full of crap, I dont think there is anyone that is really that cold-hearted.

 

[DAGTA]

Hire sonz70 and have your gf catch you with him.

No really, why are you asking this here? Most of the guys here have never had a girlfriend and would never break up with one if they did.

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: Mojoed
I've always been straight-up honest. I was never into the drama thing in any way whatsoever.

 

[Yossarian]

ignore her until she goes away.

 

[Baked]

Give her the shocker follow by bukkake.