So YOU want to be a Ninja too!?!?!

[TheNinja]

Get these 4 things to start with - and you'll be on your way to porking hot babes, flying around the room, and uppercutting heads off in no time. If you do not want to be a ninja you are either an idiot, or a baby. If you do want to be a ninja but don't own these things my dog will scream at you.

 

[KLin]

I hope a samurai cuts your head off with his sword.

 

[Hammer]

you can't be a ninja without mastering seppuku.

 

[shenaniganz]

Definitely a good start for any aspiring ninja.

 

[Sheepathon]

omfg

 

[pyonir]

How am i supposed to get the ninja flashlight? It isn't made anymore!? :|

 

[Vegito]

Also tips from http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: pyonir
How am i supposed to get the ninja flashlight? It isn't made anymore!? :|

Just put a mask on your fleshlight.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: isasir

Originally posted by: pyonir
How am i supposed to get the ninja flashlight? It isn't made anymore!? :|

Just put a mask on your fleshlight.

:Q How did you know i had a....errr....mask?

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: pyonir
How am i supposed to get the ninja flashlight? It isn't made anymore!? :|

I have an extra for you. I've developed the ability to sense things in the dark and don't need mine anymore.....I always knew pyonir was an aspiring closet ninja.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: isasir

Originally posted by: pyonir
How am i supposed to get the ninja flashlight? It isn't made anymore!? :|

Just put a mask on your fleshlight.

:Q How did you know i had a....errr....mask?

:laugh:

 

[saxophonoia]

flippin sweet......now I'll have some real cool skills to pick up the ladies

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: pyonir
How am i supposed to get the ninja flashlight? It isn't made anymore!? :|

I have an extra for you. I've developed the ability to sense things in the dark and don't need mine anymore.....I always knew pyonir was an aspiring closet ninja.

among other things, it's nice for him to officially come out...

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: pyonir
How am i supposed to get the ninja flashlight? It isn't made anymore!? :|

I have an extra for you. I've developed the ability to sense things in the dark and don't need mine anymore.....I always knew pyonir was an aspiring closet ninja.

You're a life saver TheNinja. I mean literally and figuratively.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: saxophonoia
flippin sweet......now I'll have some real cool skills to pick up the ladies

that's "pork" and "babes", noob.

 

[PTCvette]

Originally posted by: Hammer
you can't be a ninja without mastering seppuku.

Frisbee seppuku, nonetheless!