So you wake up to find your wedding ring stuck on your...

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k


"No problem" is where you're going off the deep end at the opposite side of the pool. Yes, it may not be "impossible" for the average person, but it sure as fvck wouldn't be EASY. Your dick isn't an empty balloon, nor is it quite the same as the sponge under your sink. It's fleshy, and it has a limit to how much it can be compressed (without causing it's owner to pass out from the pain).

The joke says he's asleep, so we're ignoring the pain part. Just remember what Lorena Bobbitt was able to accomplish.

 

[Number1]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k


"No problem" is where you're going off the deep end at the opposite side of the pool. Yes, it may not be "impossible" for the average person, but it sure as fvck wouldn't be EASY. Your dick isn't an empty balloon, nor is it quite the same as the sponge under your sink. It's fleshy, and it has a limit to how much it can be compressed (without causing it's owner to pass out from the pain).

The joke says he's asleep, so we're ignoring the pain part. Just remember what Lorena Bobbitt was able to accomplish.

I don't think Mr Bobbit woke up in the morning to find his dick missing. I think the "procedure" woke him up.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Number1

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k


"No problem" is where you're going off the deep end at the opposite side of the pool. Yes, it may not be "impossible" for the average person, but it sure as fvck wouldn't be EASY. Your dick isn't an empty balloon, nor is it quite the same as the sponge under your sink. It's fleshy, and it has a limit to how much it can be compressed (without causing it's owner to pass out from the pain).

The joke says he's asleep, so we're ignoring the pain part. Just remember what Lorena Bobbitt was able to accomplish.

I don't think Mr Bobbit woke up in the morning to find his dick missing. I think the "procedure" woke him up.

lol

 

[theprodigalrebel]

To the people who think it's possible when it is limp -

I don't think I have ever played around with a ring I could slide down my thumb (they get stuck at the joint). Now I'm pretty sure even a limp penis is thicker than your thumb.

 

[50cent1228]

it was that small...i feel sorry for that guy

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
To the people who think it's possible when it is limp -

I don't think I have ever played around with a ring I could slide down my thumb (they get stuck at the joint). Now I'm pretty sure even a limp penis is thicker than your thumb.

It's a joke, people. You have to suspend your disbelief.

 

[bobdelt]

Originally posted by: Howard
It's entirely possible that he's a grower.

even still... thats way too small.

 

[Marinski]

no way it would fit, even with lube. Besides, i'd wake up if anybody tried that on me.

 

[oCxTiTaN]

Originally posted by: platinumike

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: SampSon
It would probably be pretty easy to squeeze in on while it's soft. As soon as it gets hard, ouch.

You must have either a small pecker or huge fingers.

nah i'd agree with Sampson, if its soft and the chick is really trying it can get on.

says a man with a small pener....

 

[compuwiz1]

Rings can go from one appendage to another, on some people. Not me.

 

[Conky]

This is unpossible.

 

[CraigRT]

LMAO!
hahahaha

 

[RGN]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
1. People on ATOT are compulsive liars.

When it's totally limp, there would be no problem making it fit through a small space. It's only blood that gives it shape, and that's easily worked out when it's limp.

Keep in mind that many people claim that they cannot fit in normal sized condoms. They claim that it's so tight that it'll break. Condoms will stretch about 3 feet before breaking.

2. It's a joke thread, but people instantly go into liar mode.

And another that admits he is "undersized"

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: platinumike

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: SampSon
It would probably be pretty easy to squeeze in on while it's soft. As soon as it gets hard, ouch.

You must have either a small pecker or huge fingers.

nah i'd agree with Sampson, if its soft and the chick is really trying it can get on.

still...i'm sorry, but no way

This can be easily solved right now. Married men of ATOT, please try your wedding ring on your twinky. Let us know if you are successful.

 

[0roo0roo]

yea flacid length girth varies, doesn't really coorelate to erect size either.
only way i see it working for me is if i had just walk out of a fridged ocean after some swimming. that kind of "shrinkage" is rather disturbing if you've ever experienced it.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: RGN

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
1. People on ATOT are compulsive liars.

When it's totally limp, there would be no problem making it fit through a small space. It's only blood that gives it shape, and that's easily worked out when it's limp.

Keep in mind that many people claim that they cannot fit in normal sized condoms. They claim that it's so tight that it'll break. Condoms will stretch about 3 feet before breaking.

2. It's a joke thread, but people instantly go into liar mode.

And another that admits he is "undersized"

Another one lets his insecurities bring him out of the woodwork and post to a joke thread.

I never said I've even tried to fit in a ring.

 

[fbrdphreak]

I'm surprised this thread is still going! Go Go Gadget Thread!

 

[CKent]

There's no way I could do that, but then according to well documented averages I've read about, I'm lucky...

 

[Praxis1452]

take a swim. Then say that you can't get it on.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: Praxis1452
take a swim. Then say that you can't get it on.

Never happen.