So you wake up to find your wedding ring stuck on your...

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: fbrdphreak

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: platinumike

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: SampSon
It would probably be pretty easy to squeeze in on while it's soft. As soon as it gets hard, ouch.

You must have either a small pecker or huge fingers.

nah i'd agree with Sampson, if its soft and the chick is really trying it can get on.

That makes altleast two people in this thread with a tiny pecker.

ROFL

regardless of penis size vs finger, it's going to be a hard fit (the medical condition micro-penis aside)...how would the guy not wake up? Once the ring was in place there would be swelling, however; if caught right away with just soap the ring should be able to come off.

Now if she tied him down and forced the ring on, it would not be long before it would absolutely have to be cut off...otherwise the outside ring area would die pretty quickly.

I don't have a huge one, but I don't have huge fingers either...there is no way I'd get my wedding ring on my wiener.

I know some guys with monster fingers that probably still have an average size member that it would probably work, but still I don't see how one could allow it other than tied down.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Originally posted by: chrisms
Ok I just checked, it is entirely possible unless you star in films in the "Special Interest" section at the adult video store.

Go for it! You can doooo eeeeeit!
Use butter

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: chrisms
Ok I just checked, it is entirely possible unless you star in films in the "Special Interest" section at the adult video store.

Things not to admit on the internet.

Add another to the list..

Now I can't get it off

You know the rules, PICS or BAN!!!!

 

[zman0404]

OK BUDDY Where did you find this ?
are you just doing this for shits and giggles?
Theres no way that is possible.

 

[Q]

LOL at #3!!!

I could comment more on the type of guy that it was....

 

[TruePaige]

...can't get my class ring on mine. 0.o

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: chrisms
Ok I just checked, it is entirely possible unless you star in films in the "Special Interest" section at the adult video store.

Things not to admit on the internet.

Add another to the list..

Now I can't get it off

You know the rules, PICS or BAN!!!!

The problem is where it curves..

 

[imported_weadjust]

I'm trying now. Will post pics ASAP

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: weadjust
I'm trying now. Will post pics ASAP

:thumbsup:

 

[yosuke188]

lol at some people not realizing this is a joke thread

 

[OVerLoRDI]

OMG LOLZ

 

[Randum]

the possibility is very funny

 

[WingZero94]

LOL

 

[imported_weadjust]

Originally posted by: weadjust
I'm trying now. Will post pics ASAP

Update. I'll post pics when I get home from the emergency room.

 

[bigrash]

wow we know who all the asians are in this thread!

 

[homercles337]

Originally posted by: SampSon
It would probably be pretty easy to squeeze in on while it's soft. As soon as it gets hard, ouch.

Uhhh, what? You cant be serious.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: chrisms
Ok I just checked, it is entirely possible unless you star in films in the "Special Interest" section at the adult video store.

Things not to admit on the internet.

Add another to the list..

Now I can't get it off

KY?

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: chrisms
Ok I just checked, it is entirely possible unless you star in films in the "Special Interest" section at the adult video store.

Things not to admit on the internet.

Add another to the list..

Now I can't get it off

KY?

12 January 2007

A second man was taken to hospital today to have his wedding ring cut from his dong. Apparently the victim read a story on the internet where a mistress had put her lover's wedding ring on his penis when she found it in his pocket and thought it'd be a good idea to replicate the situation.

 

[fbrdphreak]

Originally posted by: zman0404
OK BUDDY Where did you find this ?
are you just doing this for shits and giggles?
Theres no way that is possible.

Hahahahaha, I got a lurker to join :laugh:

 

[skywhr]

I wear a 13.5 and theres no way I could fit my ring on my pecker

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: SampSon
It would probably be pretty easy to squeeze in on while it's soft. As soon as it gets hard, ouch.

You must have either a small pecker or huge fingers.

he has both.

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: SampSon
It would probably be pretty easy to squeeze in on while it's soft. As soon as it gets hard, ouch.

[self pwnage]

speak for yourself, tiny!

 

[91TTZ]

1. People on ATOT are compulsive liars.

When it's totally limp, there would be no problem making it fit through a small space. It's only blood that gives it shape, and that's easily worked out when it's limp.

Keep in mind that many people claim that they cannot fit in normal sized condoms. They claim that it's so tight that it'll break. Condoms will stretch about 3 feet before breaking.

2. It's a joke thread, but people instantly go into liar mode.

 

[gsethi]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: SampSon
It would probably be pretty easy to squeeze in on while it's soft. As soon as it gets hard, ouch.

You must have either a small pecker or huge fingers.

he has both.

replace his middle finger with his.... (you know what) ?

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
1. People on ATOT are compulsive liars.

When it's totally limp, there would be no problem making it fit through a small space. It's only blood that gives it shape, and that's easily worked out when it's limp.

Keep in mind that many people claim that they cannot fit in normal sized condoms. They claim that it's so tight that it'll break. Condoms will stretch about 3 feet before breaking.

2. It's a joke thread, but people instantly go into liar mode.

"No problem" is where you're going off the deep end at the opposite side of the pool. Yes, it may not be "impossible" for the average person, but it sure as fvck wouldn't be EASY. Your dick isn't an empty balloon, nor is it quite the same as the sponge under your sink. It's fleshy, and it has a limit to how much it can be compressed (without causing it's owner to pass out from the pain).