So you see Jessica Alba eating dinner by herself...

[her209]

...

 

[isasir]

I paid $10 to see you shake your ass in Honey. Can I sit down?

 

[rpc64]

OMGWATERMELON YOU'RE JESSICA ALBA!!!!!!!!

 

[Chompman]

Helps if you post a pic and if people knew who she was and don't have to google it on their own time 😀

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: her209
...

Assume the position!

 

[anxi80]

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[yankeesfan]

Originally posted by: anxi80
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

😀

 

[AFB]

You == teh hawtness

 

[EngenZerO]

hi... mind if i take a seat...

 

[Brutuskend]

"Nice shoes...."

 

[sciencewhiz]

"I can't beleive you actually eat"

 

[thermalpaste]

smashin baybay.....can I see ur jumbleeeez.....

 

[yllus]

I'd leave her alone so she could have a meal in peace. Maybe send a bottle of wine with my compliments at most.

 

[z0mb13]

let me eat you instead

😀😀

 

[rh71]

oh please... like she'd ever be eating by herself.

 

[n0cmonkey]

I was the guy that watched dark angel.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: yllus
I'd leave her alone so she could have a meal in peace. Maybe send a bottle of wine with my compliments at most.

 

[Shawn]

I would ask for her autograph and leave. I don't really find her all that special.

 

[Kroze]

walk by and bitchslap her?


I'll be famous among my friends.


yea i bitchslap jessica alba. she was annoying me.

i'll make the local news & i'll be famous in no time.


all thanks to her.

 

[Stojakapimp]

demon-slap her

 

[slackerinabox]

"My mom died yesterday... Wanna fvck?"

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: anxi80
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

LOL

 

[ItTheCow]

Originally posted by: anxi80
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Gold. I need to use this sometime.

 

[imported_Phil]

Sup bitch, sex?

 

[RossMAN]

and risk the wife kneeing me in the nuts?