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So Who's Ready for the Second Coming of Christ?

Nebor

Nebor

Lifer
I mean, think about it, all the religious zealots and the god squad will all be gone, and the world will be at peace. Wouldn't that be great? Seriously, I'm ready for them all to go. :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: Mo0o
well according to them life is going to blow afterwards
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Yeah well they're not exactly 10 for 10 so far. Let's assume that if they do come back leading an army that they get their asses kicked by the real military.
 
Originally posted by: Nebor
I mean, think about it, all the religious zealots and the god squad will all be gone, and the world will be at peace. Wouldn't that be great? Seriously, I'm ready for them all to go. :thumbsup:
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ok, you found me out....

<---gives you a :cookie: of holiness
 
So far it looks like there's more people who think they're worthy of heaven. I'd be happy staying here without all the religious nuts.
 
Of course if the Bible is true about the End Times?, then they are "10 for 10" and you've got some literally Hellish torment awaiting your sinner self :evil:
 
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
 
Originally posted by: Nebor
I mean, think about it, all the religious zealots and the god squad will all be gone, and the world will be at peace.
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If you honestly believe that, you're pretty naive.

Petty, stupid fighting = human nature.
 
Everyone is responsible for their own eternal fate. The evangelicals have one responsibility in this world, to deliver the message. If the message is delivered and rejected, they did their jobs.

From reading the posts here on this forum, the message has been delivered. Now it's up to us to decide what to make of it. They are now ready to get "beamed up". They're as ready to go as you are to have them gone. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Christ failed. God was banished to the far reaches of the universe. He'll be back eventually.
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If you call ATOT the far reaches.

 
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Of course if the Bible is true about the End Times?, then they are "10 for 10" and you've got some literally Hellish torment awaiting your sinner self :evil:
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Yeah, they can just try leading their army of God across the earth. I will put a slug in Jesus himself if he thinks he's gonna get ME.
 
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Of course if the Bible is true about the End Times?, then they are "10 for 10" and you've got some literally Hellish torment awaiting your sinner self :evil:
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Yeah, they can just try leading their army of God across the earth. I will put a slug in Jesus himself if he thinks he's gonna get ME.
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Good luck with that. The worst the slug will do is leave a slimy spot on his clothes. :roll:

 
Originally posted by: Megatomic
Everyone is responsible for their own eternal fate. The evangelicals have one responsibility in this world, to deliver the message. If the message is delivered and rejected, they did their jobs.

From reading the posts here on this forum, the message has been delivered. Now it's up to us to decide what to make of it. They are now ready to get "beamed up". They're as ready to go as you are to have them gone. 🙂
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Awsome. What the fvck is God waiting for? None of us want to hear their message. Just look at all the threads that start, "So my coworker was talking about his church..."

Those of us who aren't religious nuts are obviously content to be heathens.
 
Originally posted by: Nebor
I mean, think about it, all the religious zealots and the god squad will all be gone, and the world will be at peace. Wouldn't that be great? Seriously, I'm ready for them all to go. :thumbsup:
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Umm, yeah. It was the Mormons. Yes, that's right. The Mormons got it right and they go to heaven.

😀
 
Originally posted by: Nebor
Awsome. What the fvck is God waiting for? None of us want to hear their message. Just look at all the threads that start, "So my coworker was talking about his church..."

Those of us who aren't religious nuts are obviously content to be heathens.
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I don't know, neither does anyone else.
 
Originally posted by: Megatomic
Originally posted by: Nebor
Awsome. What the fvck is God waiting for? None of us want to hear their message. Just look at all the threads that start, "So my coworker was talking about his church..."

Those of us who aren't religious nuts are obviously content to be heathens.
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I don't know, neither does anyone else.
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Maybe we need to salt the clouds or something?
 
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