So Who Here Wants to Play the Florida Man Birthday Game?

[Paratus]

It’s simple. Do a google search like so:

Florida man January 1st

Substitute your birth month and birth day and then report back the first headline!

Here’s mine:
Florida man denies syringes found in his rectum are his.

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

I got a good one...

"Nearly nude Florida man rides bike backward on Miami interstate"

 

[Captante]

Florida man January 9th

Florida man denies syringes found in his rectum are his.

Same. (Sorta disappointing)

 

[Paratus]

Same. (Sorta disappointing)

You and I have very close birthdays.

 

[highland145]

Fla woman, 6 cell phone in vjaja, denies 1gm of meth is hers.

 

[highland145]

Fla woman, 6 cell phone in vjaja, denies 1gm of meth is hers.

Hey, the phones could have been midnight bowling bumpers.

 

[Paratus]

Looks like if Florida man doesn’t work out try Florida woman!

Florida woman chases elderly parents with knife because they wouldn’t take her to Outback Steakhouse.

 

[highland145]

Looks like if Florida man doesn’t work out try Florida woman!

Florida woman chases elderly parents with knife because they wouldn’t take her to Outback Steakhouse.

Understandable.

 

[Tim_Derr]

Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Foreman grill

 

[Captante]

Looks like if Florida man doesn’t work out try Florida woman!

Florida woman chases elderly parents with knife because they wouldn’t take her to Outback Steakhouse.

Okay I'm NOT having fun!

*(same thing again ... not really surprising I know)


Edit:

Florida-man is a busy fella!

 

[BoomerD]

Damn...lots of good choices...



https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/03/that-florida-man-challenge-phish-or-menace/

 

[pcgeek11]

March 20

Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel Who Has Residents On High Alert

 

[sdifox]

June 4

Florida man caught on video dancing atop deputy's cruiser

 

[IBMJunkman]

Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on stranger’s property

Florida Woman Poops on Courthouse Elevator. Breach of Bathroom Peace?

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Can't say mine is too obscene or "out there"

Man Chugged Can of Beer During DUI Stop in Florida

 

[KMFJD]

Florida man promises to turn himself in after he is done work.

 

[highland145]

Speaking of Fla....I ain't yo mama....

http://www.fox5atlanta.com/national...ff-home-intruder-tells-him-i-m-not-your-mama-

 

[clamum]

"Wanted Florida man promised officers he would turn himself in when he was finished with his job"

Good ol' Florida. Mine's January 17th.

 

[deadlyapp]

I've done this before, but there is a new one for me which is exciting!

Man tries to buy girl from mother at Florida Walmart

 

[ElFenix]

Police: Florida man thought he stole opioids, got laxatives instead

https://www.wtxl.com/news/police-fl...cle_4154ccb6-234c-11e9-b587-23388e4a8b84.html

 

[Ferrari355]

This Florida man convinced people he was a rich Saudi prince. He was really a poor kid from the streets.
https://www.tampabay.com/news/court...really-a-poor-kid-from-the-streets-_168707804

 

[Perknose]

Florida man is accused of using his glass eye to assault a doctor and a nurse.

He just wanted them to see things his way.

 

[jman19]

Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops say

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...neighbor-with-tractor-during-dispute-cops-say

Authorities had received a disturbance call around 8 p.m. When officers arrived on scene, Scott Lynch, 53, told them he with arguing with Morris, his neighbor, over property when the 72-year-old climbed onto his tractor and chased after him yelling, "Run, fat a**."

 

[highland145]

Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops say

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...neighbor-with-tractor-during-dispute-cops-say

lol with video.

I thought Perk lived up north.

 

[Perknose]

lol with video.

I thought Perk lived up north.

I needed that tractor. How else was I gonna catch Boomer?