So Who Here Wants to Play the Florida Man Birthday Game?

[Thebobo]

Sneaky way to get more of our vitals! Anyway here is mine.

Florida man accused of cutting his tracking device after stealing from dead girlfriend

 

[highland145]

Today....

Florida man drives golf cart into Walmart, tries to hit shoppers before hitting cash register, deputies say

 

[Perknose]

Today....

Florida man drives golf cart into Walmart, tries to hit shoppers before hitting cash register, deputies say

Then he got out and went . . . wait for it . . . clubbing. When security tried to stop him, he pulled out a gun and put a "hole in one."

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

Then he got out and went . . . wait for it . . . clubbing. When security tried to stop him, he pulled out a gun and put a "hole in one."

That joke is a whiff. Want to take a mulligan?

 

[Ken g6]

Florida man sentenced to 2½ years in prison for having sex on the beach

Should have gone with cake by the ocean.

 

[AMD64Blondie]

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/07/29/florida-man-beer-run-large-gator/

 

[Iron Woode]

Naked Florida man found 'gyrating' on woman's back porch, police say