You are Cyclops! You lead by example and can be quite level headed, when you're not under homo suspicion. You're the good guy that people can trust, and girls respond to that by taking you into their fold and deeming you "another one of the girls." Just don't forget to wear your shades because your looks can kill. You were probably the teacher's favorite, for many good reasons, but you could hold your own against the schoolyard bullies by staring them down, until, of course, they kicked your pansy ass.
Um, wtf? Anybody else get that message?