So when I was out tonight....

[SleepWhere]

I saw this black girl with a huge purse.

I went up and asked her if she had a gum.

She replied, "you'll need a better line than that to pick me up."

I almost said, "awesome dude please!" but just walked away.

True story.

 

[JMapleton]

LMAO

did you say had a "gun" or had a "piece of gum?"

 

[sandorski]

Chicks hear lots of lines.

 

[MikeMike]

you should have just said...

hey sexy bitch, i don't know where i am sleeping tonight... thusly, my name is Sleep Where?

(invoke mitch hedberg voice for the delivery)

 

[SleepWhere]

(invoke mitch hedberg voice for the delivery)

gaaad. i miss that guy!

 

[JMapleton]

My favorite pick up lin:

"Dear Ma'am I would kindly enjoy the company of your person with myself if at all possible. Post haste. If not, then I shall certainly be on my way, to enjoy the good company and fellowship of my friends."

 

[zerocool84]

Shens

ATOT posters don't go out.

 

[highland145]

"Almost said" doesn't count. Go back tonight, do it and post video.

 

[SleepWhere]

"Almost said" doesn't count. Go back tonight, do it and post video.

you shud ask yoyoyoyyohowsdajello