So, what the hell is your problem tonight?

[BooGiMaN]

yippee kayay motherfvcker yippeee ki-yay

i bet you only THINK she developed an attitude after you got some and now she wont give it up no mo

your only at the attitude stage
shortly you will be at the ahh i dont even want it,
then the damn skank probably out hoeing around,
then the damn babe but i love you (in a last minute desperate and futile attempt to get your lil willy wet),
finally the oh well but at least i still got my trusty stash of internet porn said only shortly before the hard drives crash

 

[Psycho18]

PPPPPSSSSHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

 

[MichaelD]

Heheh, the thread's alive!!!!!

Tonight is fine. Nothing wrong tonight. I'm almost done with Splinter Cell. I did get stuck towards the end, but a little hint helped me out. BTW, I have not used the burst fire mode.

Saw that chick...it's a big "whatever." OK fine...i t was a one-time good deal...at least I got some!

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Heheh, the thread's alive!!!!!

Tonight is fine. Nothing wrong tonight. I'm almost done with Splinter Cell. I did get stuck towards the end, but a little hint helped me out. BTW, I have not used the burst fire mode.

Saw that chick...it's a big "whatever." OK fine...i t was a one-time good deal...at least I got some!

you should have took pics or a video then you could have always reminisced as you killed some kittens

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: glugglug

Originally posted by: MichaelD
The girl I slept with last weekend

Liar

Nope; I hit it with the Mark McGuire model Louisville Slugger. Everyone involved had a good time...that's what I don't get. I guess maybe I thought...and that's the problem. I thought. Hey, that's the way it goes.

Like I said....at least the ball went thru the uprights.

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Heheh, the thread's alive!!!!!

I bumped it

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: glugglug

Originally posted by: MichaelD
The girl I slept with last weekend

Liar

Nope; I hit it with the Mark McGuire model Louisville Slugger. Everyone involved had a good time...that's what I don't get. I guess maybe I thought...and that's the problem. I thought. Hey, that's the way it goes.

Like I said....at least the ball went thru the uprights.

how do you know she had a good time...you make her fili out the survey again

besides you know women have been known to .....fake it! *SHOCKER*

im just messing with ya man!

 

[sillymofo]

Your life sux0r, might as well end it. Who gives a flying fu$k about your problems, notice I said YOUR problems, deal with it, or suck it up. Shiet, you're the sorriest POS to ever post a "I need to take a long walk off a short pier" thread.








:beer:

 

[v3rrv3]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
[bruce willis...die hard]

I've had a bad gnikcuf day. :| My dialup connection will only work if I pick up, wait for a second and hangup the phone while the modem is dialing. The girl I slept with last weekend, and who has been very friendly this week, has suddenly developed an attitude (not a biggie....I got mine )

[/bruce willis....die hard]

Maybe she realized what you gave, her craps are teh suck. :Q

 

[IGBT]

...let the beatings begin...

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: v3rrv3

Originally posted by: MichaelD
[bruce willis...die hard]

I've had a bad gnikcuf day. :| My dialup connection will only work if I pick up, wait for a second and hangup the phone while the modem is dialing. The girl I slept with last weekend, and who has been very friendly this week, has suddenly developed an attitude (not a biggie....I got mine )

[/bruce willis....die hard]

Maybe she realized what you gave, her craps are teh suck. :Q

Craps!? :Q

 

[v3rrv3]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: v3rrv3

Originally posted by: MichaelD
[bruce willis...die hard]

I've had a bad gnikcuf day. :| My dialup connection will only work if I pick up, wait for a second and hangup the phone while the modem is dialing. The girl I slept with last weekend, and who has been very friendly this week, has suddenly developed an attitude (not a biggie....I got mine )

[/bruce willis....die hard]

Maybe she realized what you gave, her craps are teh suck. :Q

Craps!? :Q

Yeah, those and the crabs he gave her too :Q

 

[MichaelD]

Some of you guys are a bit late; I wanted the abuse the other night when I posted this thing. Now I just want to be held.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: v3rrv3

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: v3rrv3

Originally posted by: MichaelD
[bruce willis...die hard]

I've had a bad gnikcuf day. :| My dialup connection will only work if I pick up, wait for a second and hangup the phone while the modem is dialing. The girl I slept with last weekend, and who has been very friendly this week, has suddenly developed an attitude (not a biggie....I got mine )

[/bruce willis....die hard]

Maybe she realized what you gave, her craps are teh suck. :Q

Craps!? :Q

Yeah, those and the crabs he gave her too :Q

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Some of you guys are a bit late; I wanted the abuse the other night when I posted this thing. Now I just want to be held.

I'll have to clear that with MrsFausto.

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Some of you guys are a bit late; I wanted the abuse the other night when I posted this thing. Now I just want to be held.

sorry all out of being held..how about a b!tchslap and a kick in the ass or nuts?

 

[So]

Looks like you need a motivational poster

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: opticalmace

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
An 8 hour day became a 12 hour day as I needed to recertify in CPR to keep my job.

It took 4 hours to recertify? Toss me a dummy and I'll be done in 10 minutes!

CPR, not sex.

He said minutes, not seconds, so it couldnt have been sex, anyway

 

[Viperoni]

angst?

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: opticalmace

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
An 8 hour day became a 12 hour day as I needed to recertify in CPR to keep my job.

It took 4 hours to recertify? Toss me a dummy and I'll be done in 10 minutes!

CPR, not sex.

He said minutes, not seconds, so it couldnt have been sex, anyway

Also true. "Her needs"...pfft!