So, what the hell is your problem tonight?

[BooGiMaN]

yippee kayay motherfvcker yippeee ki-yay

i bet you only THINK she developed an attitude after you got some and now she wont give it up no mo😛

your only at the attitude stage
shortly you will be at the ahh i dont even want it,
then the damn skank probably out hoeing around,
then the damn babe but i love you (in a last minute desperate and futile attempt to get your lil willy wet),
finally the oh well but at least i still got my trusty stash of internet porn said only shortly before the hard drives crash😛

 

[Psycho18]

PPPPPSSSSHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

 

[MichaelD]

Heheh, the thread's alive!!!!! 😀

Tonight is fine. 🙂 Nothing wrong tonight. I'm almost done with Splinter Cell. I did get stuck towards the end, but a little hint helped me out. 😉 BTW, I have not used the burst fire mode. 😛

Saw that chick...it's a big "whatever." OK fine...i t was a one-time good deal...at least I got some! 😀

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Heheh, the thread's alive!!!!! 😀

Tonight is fine. 🙂 Nothing wrong tonight. I'm almost done with Splinter Cell. I did get stuck towards the end, but a little hint helped me out. 😉 BTW, I have not used the burst fire mode. 😛

Saw that chick...it's a big "whatever." OK fine...i t was a one-time good deal...at least I got some! 😀

you should have took pics or a video then you could have always reminisced as you killed some kittens 😛

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: glugglug

Originally posted by: MichaelD
The girl I slept with last weekend

Liar

Nope; I hit it with the Mark McGuire model Louisville Slugger. 😎 Everyone involved had a good time...that's what I don't get. I guess maybe I thought...and that's the problem. I thought. Hey, that's the way it goes.

Like I said....at least the ball went thru the uprights. 😀

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Heheh, the thread's alive!!!!! 😀

I bumped it 😀

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: glugglug

Originally posted by: MichaelD
The girl I slept with last weekend

Liar

Nope; I hit it with the Mark McGuire model Louisville Slugger. 😎 Everyone involved had a good time...that's what I don't get. I guess maybe I thought...and that's the problem. I thought. Hey, that's the way it goes.

Like I said....at least the ball went thru the uprights. 😀

how do you know she had a good time...you make her fili out the survey again 😛

besides you know women have been known to .....fake it! *SHOCKER*

im just messing with ya man!

 

[sillymofo]

Your life sux0r, might as well end it. Who gives a flying fu$k about your problems, notice I said YOUR problems, deal with it, or suck it up. Shiet, you're the sorriest POS to ever post a "I need to take a long walk off a short pier" thread.








😛 :beer:

 

[v3rrv3]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
[bruce willis...die hard]

I've had a bad gnikcuf day. :| My dialup connection will only work if I pick up, wait for a second and hangup the phone while the modem is dialing. The girl I slept with last weekend, and who has been very friendly this week, has suddenly developed an attitude (not a biggie....I got mine 😀)

[/bruce willis....die hard]

Maybe she realized what you gave, her craps are teh suck. :Q

 

[IGBT]

...let the beatings begin...

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: v3rrv3

Originally posted by: MichaelD
[bruce willis...die hard]

I've had a bad gnikcuf day. :| My dialup connection will only work if I pick up, wait for a second and hangup the phone while the modem is dialing. The girl I slept with last weekend, and who has been very friendly this week, has suddenly developed an attitude (not a biggie....I got mine 😀)

[/bruce willis....die hard]

Maybe she realized what you gave, her craps are teh suck. :Q

Craps!? :Q

 

[v3rrv3]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: v3rrv3

Originally posted by: MichaelD
[bruce willis...die hard]

I've had a bad gnikcuf day. :| My dialup connection will only work if I pick up, wait for a second and hangup the phone while the modem is dialing. The girl I slept with last weekend, and who has been very friendly this week, has suddenly developed an attitude (not a biggie....I got mine 😀)

[/bruce willis....die hard]

Maybe she realized what you gave, her craps are teh suck. :Q

Craps!? :Q

Yeah, those and the crabs he gave her too :Q

 

[MichaelD]

Some of you guys are a bit late; I wanted the abuse the other night when I posted this thing. 😛 Now I just want to be held. 😀

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: v3rrv3

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: v3rrv3

Originally posted by: MichaelD
[bruce willis...die hard]

I've had a bad gnikcuf day. :| My dialup connection will only work if I pick up, wait for a second and hangup the phone while the modem is dialing. The girl I slept with last weekend, and who has been very friendly this week, has suddenly developed an attitude (not a biggie....I got mine 😀)

[/bruce willis....die hard]

Maybe she realized what you gave, her craps are teh suck. :Q

Craps!? :Q

Yeah, those and the crabs he gave her too :Q

😀

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Some of you guys are a bit late; I wanted the abuse the other night when I posted this thing. 😛 Now I just want to be held. 😀

I'll have to clear that with MrsFausto. 😛

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Some of you guys are a bit late; I wanted the abuse the other night when I posted this thing. 😛 Now I just want to be held. 😀

sorry all out of being held..how about a b!tchslap and a kick in the ass or nuts?

 

[So]

Looks like you need a motivational poster

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: opticalmace

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
An 8 hour day became a 12 hour day as I needed to recertify in CPR to keep my job.

It took 4 hours to recertify? Toss me a dummy and I'll be done in 10 minutes! 😉

CPR, not sex. 😛

He said minutes, not seconds, so it couldnt have been sex, anyway

 

[Viperoni]

angst? 😉

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: opticalmace

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
An 8 hour day became a 12 hour day as I needed to recertify in CPR to keep my job.

It took 4 hours to recertify? Toss me a dummy and I'll be done in 10 minutes! 😉

CPR, not sex. 😛

He said minutes, not seconds, so it couldnt have been sex, anyway

Also true. "Her needs"...pfft! 😉