are you gonna get laid in 3hours?
Nothing yet. I'm at work.
But my GF said she has something special waiting for me when i get home in 3 hours![]()
:hmm:I hope you don't mind...I warmed it up...and stretched it out for you. :twisted::whiste::sneaky::twisted:
:hmm:
how did you know i was getting a Stretch Armstrong.
are you gonna get laid in 3hours?
Uh, so earlier this night we opened presents. I got a zip up hoodie that looks a lot like something a girl could potentially wear.I got two pairs of shoes and two pairs of pants. Gotta return shoes to get a different size because they both didn't fit. (Just a bit too large)
Anyone?
I got a zip up hoodie that looks a lot like something a girl could potentially wear.
That is the ugliest chick i've ever seen.
It would take at least 4 bags for an Aussie to even think of snogging it.
This is what it looks like you heteros.
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People say it's the ugliest guy ever too.
that aint no dude.
it's got tits and a camel toe.
It's kinda complicated, but I got $1000 randomly, said to be not-a-Christmas-present-I-guess, to pay me back for textbooks ($340) and the headphones ($175ish) I bought as a Christmas present from my own account. (It's paid by the parents but I wanted to pick the headphones I wanted) (Sennheiser HD 595)
Uh, so earlier this night we opened presents. I got a zip up hoodie that looks a lot like something a girl could potentially wear, and I love it :wub:. I got two pairs of shoes and two pairs of pants. Gotta return shoes to get a different size because they both didn't fit. (Just a bit too large)
This is what it looks like you heteros.
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Why the hell are you spending $175 on headphones when you are broke?
(PS fixed).
