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So we have this psycho bitch neighbor.....

Backstory:

Moved into condo subdivision and gf's Mom's animals got dumped on us 'cuz she decided to move to NZ. So we are stuck with 3 dogs & 4 cats in a 2-story 1200 sq ft condo. Anyway, we let the cats out a lot not thinking it would be a problem 'cuz they used to live in a very large neighborhood that was pretty spread out. Well, the stupid asian bitch across the street (No I'm not racist, don't go there) comes over and complains that she found our gray cat crapping in her garden. Made up some BS about being allergic or something. Also said he knocked the wreath that was hanging on the wall outside, which was like 5 feet up in the air; yeah um no. Anyway, my gf apologized and told the woman she would keep Ewok (cat) inside; which she actually did.

Next day Animal Control shows up about a complaint on the cat. Which means that bitch had to call animal control several days ago, and then came over to "talk" to us about it. That's a GREAT way to make neighbors. The animal control officer told us she had no clue why the woman called them over a cat, she knows cats need to go out. She told us to just let him out at night so the woman wouldn't see him, LOL. {Side note: turns out there is another gray cat in the neighborhood that looks a lot like Ewok, fvcking bitch}

A few days after this, we find a leaf in our carport that had a piece of what looked like cat sh~t stuck to it. As in the leaf was wrapped around the sh!t, so the woman could pick it up and put it in our car port. Of course I don't have evidence of it, but how the fvck else would it have gotten there?

Fast forward a couple months. Trash pickup is on Thursday. Our trash can is at the street still on Friday, as are a lot of other people's. "Someone" came and moved out trash & recycling cans INTO THE MIDDLE OF OUR FRONT YARD, away from the street. I had enough, I went and talked to the fvcking bitch (very nicely of course) and asked her if she had seen anyone move our trash cans. I explained the previous "harassment" we had gotten. I explained about the trash can. She said "Oh well yeah, I guess we kinda are supposed to have the trash cans put away after they are emptied." :mad; Don't tell me she didn't do that sh!t, giving me that bullsh~t reason why someone might move our trash cans :|

Fast forward to today. Trash came Thurs. I left the cans out, its now Sunday. I left 'em out on purpose, just to piss her off. I go outside and the cans are moved half way up our driveway now. I'm tired of this fvcking sh~t. So I go inside, get a piece of paper and a big ol' Sharpie to leave a nice message for the ****** :|

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/fbrdphreak/psychobitch.jpg

I'm real close to going and talking to her again, and pretty much blatantly accusing that fvcking bitch. However our HOA agreement says something about not confronting neighbors w/problems, we're supposed to go to the HOA committee :roll:

Fvcking psycho asian bitch who has nothing more to do than sit at home all day and play these petty bullsh~t games :|

EDIT to fix emoticons
 
Originally posted by: fbrdphreak
Fvcking psycho asian bitch who has nothing more to do than sit at home all day and play these petty bullsh~t games :mad;

And you are playing right back and keeping her interest in the game alive

 
Originally posted by: fbrdphreak
Yep. Self control is #123523423908473 on my list of things to do 😛

Silly😛

I understand where you are coming from. However, those kind of people just gots to be be ignored😉
 
Originally posted by: jiwq
install some webcams outside so you can catch her red handed.
My gf REALLY wants to do that, I'm about to agree with her.

However we did put up a sign in our car port about video surveillance, LOL. I told the bitch about it when I talked to her, that we were collecting evidence LOL

EDIT As I think about it, she might believe the camera thing: that would explain why she didn't move our trash can further up our driveway! Muahahahahahahha
 
Originally posted by: MX2times
Silly😛

I understand where you are coming from. However, those kind of people just gots to be be ignored😉
I really did for a while. My gf was getting real pissed off about this stuff and I was pretty calm. But as soon as that bitch steps her foot on our property and starts fvcking with our stuff, trash cans or not, she crossed the line. She has no right to touch our sh!t, I don't give a fvck how bored her stupid ****** ass is :|
 
get a webcam and point it to your garbabge cans, and record... duh

webcams nowadays can activate when there's movement, so you dont need a whole lot of hd space
 
Hell, if she is going to move your garbage cans, just ask her to bring them all the way up the driveway and put them back where they go😉

Seriously, she is doing half the work for you. Go over and thank her, It will piss her off to no end😉
 
Originally posted by: MX2times
Hell, if she is going to move your garbage cans, just ask her to bring them all the way up the driveway and put them back where they go😉

😀

Great idea!
 
I've got hours of stories about neighbours like that.

Right now I own a townhouse/condo and just this summer I got a note on my front door telling me to take care of the dog crap behind my unit. Mind you, this is not even on my little piece of backyard, its farther back. I don't even own a dog. So I left a note saying: "I don't own a dog. Complain to the committee".

 
Originally posted by: MX2times
Hell, if she is going to move your garbage cans, just ask her to bring them all the way up the driveway and put them back where they go😉

Seriously, she is doing half the work for you. Go over and thank her. It will piss her off to no end😉
That is a good idea!!!!
 
"Hey..how's it going...Yeah, I am going to need you to go ahead and bring the trash cans all the way up to where they belong...Mmmmm-kay?"

:laugh:

Say it in that same Office Space tone FTW :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: sigs3gv
Steal her wifi connection
Across the street, too far.

However, if they had WiFi I doubt it'd be encrypted and I doubt further they changed the default password on the router....:evil:
 
How nice of you to bring up race when talking about your crazy neighbor. Why didn't you put asian bitch on your funny little tag too? Afraid you'll get asian gangster drive-by?

I wish someone could find that thread about the neighbor's dog crapping on his front lawn, w/ illustrations.
 
Originally posted by: MX2times
"Hey..how's it going...Yeah, I am going to need you to go ahead and being the trash cans all the way up to where they belong...Mmmmm-kay?"

:laugh:

Say it in that same Office Space tone FTW :thumbsup:
:laugh:
I should leave a note about that, I doubt I'd be able to keep a straight face asking her to bring my trashcans all the way up the driveway LOL
 
Originally posted by: Baked
How nice of you to bring up race when talking about your crazy neighbor. Why didn't you put asian bitch on your funny little tag too? Afraid you'll get asian gangster drive-by?

I wish someone could find that thread about the neighbor's dog crapping on his front lawn, w/ illustrations.
😕
 
Originally posted by: fbrdphreak
Originally posted by: Baked
How nice of you to bring up race when talking about your crazy neighbor. Why didn't you put asian bitch on your funny little tag too? Afraid you'll get asian gangster drive-by?

I wish someone could find that thread about the neighbor's dog crapping on his front lawn, w/ illustrations.
😕

 
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