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So, we had three prostitutes living across the hall from us...

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downstairs, they smoked pot, everysinglegoddamnday.

they smoked so much, we smelled it through the damn carpet..

we force the complex to terminate our lease since we complained numerous times to the complex, the security firm hired by the complex, and the police. All three did NOTHING, so they allowed us to terminate the lease. Summer w/ pot smell coming from the carpet would've sucked.

They were friggin loud as hell too (music/loud TV until like 3-4am). We complained to them directly...didn't do jack sh!t.


As a going away present, I placed rotten eggs (and a bunch of other garbage) w/ a bucket of detergent spilled across their doorstep. They lived in the first floor, and the sprinklers were running. Then i threw a bunch of crap eggs into their balcony and window.


Donno what happened next though..never went back.
 
I've lived with the following, in no particular order.

A crazy militia bastard
A hooker
A meth dealer
A gay person
A weed dealer

Yeah, I've lived with some strange ones......
 
i used to live in a really great[/sarcasm] neighborhood when i went to college. it was me and seven other guys living in an old house that was falling apart. next door to us was a known crack house, too bad we didn't know until we moved in and the cops told us about it. one night we were all sitting on our back porch drinkin when two girls come walking up crying and yelling at each other. turns out they were like 15 and some of the other neighbors wanted some "favors" from them. needless to say we got the soberest guy to drive them home.
 
Originally posted by: AmericasTeam
I lived across from this troll who would listen to everybody's stories, bitch about them and yet never had a good or bad one of his own to share.
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Oh my. I think we're neighbors.
 
I've only lived in an apartment once... when I was in college we had a place for a semester. Quiet complex... NOTHING went on. My most exciting is that we left the garbage there for days... and we got gnats... pretty nasty. How exciting !
 
There was a registered sex offender (Qualifying Offense(s):
Sex Bat By Adult/Vctm Under 12 (Principal In Attempt))

Living next door to us. Nice apartment complex too. Not cheap rent. Etc. Didn't realize until 7mo's later when we moved into our new home and started looking at the FL listing of offenders. Creepy. There were actually more than one living at the same complex (not the same Apt).
 
Originally posted by: AmericasTeam

I lived across from this troll who would listen to everybody's stories, bitch about them and yet never had a good or bad one of his own to share.
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When did you move across from me?
 
We live in a house, but we used to have a next door neighbor who threatened to murder my whole family about once a week. He used to walk around his front yard at night and kick the cars in his driveway.
 
heh the one time i lived in a apartment i had the same thing happen!

we had 2 young college girls living across from me. they would have young boys come over all day. They would only stay for about 15-20 minutes and then leave. all day long different guys would come in.

the room also smelled like pot.

so they were either drug dealers or hookers.
 
Originally posted by: waggy
heh the one time i lived in a apartment i had the same thing happen!

we had 2 young college girls living across from me. they would have young boys come over all day. They would only stay for about 15-20 minutes and then leave. all day long different guys would come in.

the room also smelled like pot.

so they were either drug dealers or hookers.
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Or both. But, more importantly, were they hot?
 
Originally posted by: AndrewR
At one point, she invited me to a party they were having that weekend (needless to say I declined).
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Why would you decline? Haven't you seen the girl next door.
 
I live in a complex that had a rape/murder a few years ago. I didnt know about it until the guy waived his rights to all appeals and was put down by the state of Texas.
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: SampSon
I was thundering some music one day, and I heard a banging on my door. I figured it was a neighbor coming to yell at me for being loud.
It was my neighbor, but instead of yell at me he said he was loving the music I was playing and wanted to know who it was.
So I told him and burnt him a cd.
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Reminded me of this joke....

While proudly showing off his new appartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.

"What's the big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"Why thats a talking clock" the man replied.

"How does it work?"

"Watch" the man said giving it an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For crisakes, you asshole, it's 2:00 a.m. in the friggin' morning!!"
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:laugh:
 
i lived in a place where some girl asked this guy to kill a spider for her....hmmm come to think about it i have no fvcking clue how how the rest of the damn story turned out!
 
Nothing to much for me, but seems like 2/3 places I've lived on my own have had druggies arcoss the hall, that gets old but luckily they're just pot heads and don't make toooo much noise.
 
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
i lived in a place where some girl asked this guy to kill a spider for her....hmmm come to think about it i have no fvcking clue how how the rest of the damn story turned out!
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:Q:thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: blazert40
Nothing to much for me, but seems like 2/3 places I've lived on my own have had druggies arcoss the hall, that gets old but luckily they're just pot heads and don't make toooo much noise.
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Yeah, if they start bugging you too much you can just toss them some Twinkies and Beef Jerky.
 
When I lived in NYC I had the 2nd floor of a 3 floor building. The guy upstairs was a professional roller skater and he put down a special floor so he could skate all the time. The guy downstairs was a jazz drummer - really good pro jazz drummer with a huge drum kit.

Fortunately they were both really great guys, we had some great parties. But with roller skating above and a drummer below, it could get pretty painful.
 
Some drunk guy running from the cops in his brand new pickup mowed down the card reader, code input thingy and gate in the last complex i lived in. Needless to say his roomie wasnt too happy when they got evicted the next day.
 
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
i lived in a place where some girl asked this guy to kill a spider for her....hmmm come to think about it i have no fvcking clue how how the rest of the damn story turned out!
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ROFL!

so u live in westwood as well!?!?!

😀😀
 
we had a huge meth lab in our complex once....came home to find the SWAT team blockading the parking lot and had to prove my identity to go to our apartment. The nice cop with the MP5 told me it was big enough to destroy the whole building had it blown up.
 
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