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So, we got a duck...

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dotcom173

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Anyone here own a duck? Any advice?

My roommate and I were just going to get some groceries and we saw a sign saying "Ducks and Chicks." So naturally, we bought him, because who can pass up a 6 dollar duck?

Picture of aforementioned duck:

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=awde69&s=5

His name is Charlie "The Wildcard" Duck, after Charlie from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
 
I don't know a thing about them. Spends lots of time with it, and maybe it'll imprint on you(if it's not too late).
 
When it lays eggs, bring the ducklings to a women's college. Have the duck and ducklings follow you around the campus and see how many phone numbers you get. Sell the numbers to single guys.

1. Buy duck (done)
2. Make ducklings
3. get womenz digits
4. profit
 
He was already just sitting in my hands super content. I think it was my body heat that he liked. Anyway, my roommate paid for him, so i didnt get ripped off.
 
Originally posted by: keird
When it lays eggs, bring the ducklings to a women's college. Have the duck and ducklings follow you around the campus and see how many phone numbers you get. Sell the numbers to single guys.

1. Buy duck (done)
2. Make ducklings
3. get womenz digits
4. profit
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He'll need two ducks to do that.
 
Originally posted by: keird
When it lays eggs, bring the ducklings to a women's college. Have the duck and ducklings follow you around the campus and see how many phone numbers you get. Sell the numbers to single guys.

1. Buy duck (done)
2. Make ducklings
3. get womenz digits
4. profit
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There's a small problem with your logic there....there wont be baby ducks in the eggs, they're unfertilized. I'd have to get another duck and one would have to be a female. I'm not sure if this is a male or female.
 
Originally posted by: Hacp
Originally posted by: keird
When it lays eggs, bring the ducklings to a women's college. Have the duck and ducklings follow you around the campus and see how many phone numbers you get. Sell the numbers to single guys.

1. Buy duck (done)
2. Make ducklings
3. get womenz digits
4. profit
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He'll need two ducks to do that.
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Details... details.
 
Originally posted by: dotcom173
Anyone here own a duck? Any advice?

My roommate and I were just going to get some groceries and we saw a sign saying "Ducks and Chicks." So naturally, we bought him, because who can pass up a 6 dollar duck?

Picture of aforementioned duck:

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=awde69&s=5

His name is Charlie "The Wildcard" Duck, after Charlie from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
Click to expand...

Dude, if you are ever in Austin, TX you can crash on my couch. We would get along great. I literally started cracking up in the airport...people are looking at me weird.
 
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: CRXican
he's gonna poop everywhere

other than that they're cool
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That. They're unstoppable pooping machines, you'll be tired of it inside two weeks.
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So true. Didn't quite think this one through, OP?
 
Ya we thought of it. The lady at the store told us they're a mess. We have a big bucket as his cage and im thinking of making an elevated base made of small chicken wire, so all the poop and mess falls through onto newspaper.
 
Originally posted by: thepd7
Originally posted by: dotcom173
Anyone here own a duck? Any advice?

My roommate and I were just going to get some groceries and we saw a sign saying "Ducks and Chicks." So naturally, we bought him, because who can pass up a 6 dollar duck?

Picture of aforementioned duck:

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=awde69&s=5

His name is Charlie "The Wildcard" Duck, after Charlie from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
Click to expand...

Dude, if you are ever in Austin, TX you can crash on my couch. We would get along great. I literally started cracking up in the airport...people are looking at me weird.
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Ha, i laughed pretty good when you said that. Ill hit you up if im ever in Texas, which will probably be never since i dont go anywhere.
 
Originally posted by: zoiks
Where do you live? Can you keep them as a pet within your city limits?
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I live in an apartment just off campus in San Luis Obispo, CA. No pets allowed i dont think...but its a duck for fucks sake!
 
When he gets older, you should have some kind of water he can paddle around in. Maybe a really big tub or something.
 
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