So, using smartchild as a dictionary

Wallydraigle

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Nov 27, 2000
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Me: are you dead?

SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know!

Me: what if you were?

SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know!

Me: if you were, would you know it?

SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.

Me: you don't know much, do you?

SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question!

>>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more!

Me: no, seriously, you're pretty stupid aren't you?

SmarterChild: Good question!

>>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.

Me: I'll take that as a yes. So, are you gay?

SmarterChild: What a question! Who knows?

Me: Lick my choad?

SmarterChild: Don't say that.

Me: I'll give you a dollar.

SmarterChild: Really?

Me: Yeah, but you have to lick my choad to get it. What do you say?

SmarterChild: Uhh... Ease up on the rude language.

Me: It's a simple yes or no question, you prude. You know what I'm willing to pay, and what you have to do to get it. Is it a deal?

SmarterChild: Who knows?

Me: You, I'm asking you. You're the only person who could possibly know if you'll lick my choad for a dollar or not. Why can't you understand that you worthless pice of shit?

SmarterChild: Wow. Great question. What do you think is the answer?

Me: Because you're a fscking moron.

SmarterChild: That's an interesting way to put it.
 

ProviaFan

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Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Originally posted by: jumpr
Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
We can say shit? :confused:
When it's paired with a punctuation mark, we can. :)

Cool :thumbsup:
Check, one, two, three, [ever increasing buzzing noise] !!!! :shocked:

Edit: you must be right about having to pair it with a punctuation mark... :)