For all you poor bastards who didn't make it last night... You guys missed out BIGTIME. However this is only DCATOT gathering #1... there will be more... MANY more to come.
Here's how the night unfolded... I arrived at the pub around 6... and immediately run into a whole bunch of guys who I used to play rugby with back in college. This turns out to be a very fortunate encounter, as the table is also stocked full of extremely attractive single women, who I procede to flirt my ass off with.
Poor Darkstar757 is sitting in traffic, the beer is flowing like wine, and the girl sitting on my right is doing more and more touchy feely talk... 1$ per pint... hot girl in my face, girlfriend in Georgia, and it was very apparant that I was in for some trouble.
At this point all I know is that some black dude named Brandon wearing a brown shirt should be arriving soon. Which had me staring at every black guy in a brown shirt... probably not a good thing.
Finally Brandon shows up, introductions are made... and the beer continues to flow as we stare longingly at the pack of cigarettes sitting in front of touchy feely girl. In a seemingly blur of time, we tear through a few more beers and find ourselves on our second and third cigarette. I don't smoke... ummm errrr....
It's at this point that I notice the number of females has doubled, and sitting to the left of Brandon is a beautiful Korean girl, staring longingly, captivated by Brandon's conversation.
So lets pause a moment and assess the situation:
1. In the DC area drinking 1$ pints - unheard of
2. Cracking ATOT inside jokes in public
3. Surrounded by georgous women
4. Getting drunk as hell, with a tobacco buzz to boot.
WHOOO BOY the night was goin well.
Touchy Feely girl leaves but not before kissing me on the cheek...(more the neck than the cheeck), giving me a long hug... and made me promise to meet her here again on Saturday. And without skipping a beat the flirtation moves to the remaining 2 girls not currently draped over Brandon's arm.
Finally, drunk, tired, and ready to go home, we pay our cheap tabs and get ready to leave. Brandon not to be outdone, calmly collects the phone number from the hot Korean chick, and we hit the road...
WHOO BOY did y'all miss out
-Max
CLIFF NOTES:
1. I get to the bar and meet hot chicks
2. I stare at black men in brown shirts for 30 minutes
3. Brandon arrives and we get drunk, and start smokin cigarettes
4. The number of hot chicks doubles
5. Brandon macks successfully on hot chick
6. We go home...
PICS
Here's how the night unfolded... I arrived at the pub around 6... and immediately run into a whole bunch of guys who I used to play rugby with back in college. This turns out to be a very fortunate encounter, as the table is also stocked full of extremely attractive single women, who I procede to flirt my ass off with.
Poor Darkstar757 is sitting in traffic, the beer is flowing like wine, and the girl sitting on my right is doing more and more touchy feely talk... 1$ per pint... hot girl in my face, girlfriend in Georgia, and it was very apparant that I was in for some trouble.
At this point all I know is that some black dude named Brandon wearing a brown shirt should be arriving soon. Which had me staring at every black guy in a brown shirt... probably not a good thing.
Finally Brandon shows up, introductions are made... and the beer continues to flow as we stare longingly at the pack of cigarettes sitting in front of touchy feely girl. In a seemingly blur of time, we tear through a few more beers and find ourselves on our second and third cigarette. I don't smoke... ummm errrr....
It's at this point that I notice the number of females has doubled, and sitting to the left of Brandon is a beautiful Korean girl, staring longingly, captivated by Brandon's conversation.
So lets pause a moment and assess the situation:
1. In the DC area drinking 1$ pints - unheard of
2. Cracking ATOT inside jokes in public
3. Surrounded by georgous women
4. Getting drunk as hell, with a tobacco buzz to boot.
WHOOO BOY the night was goin well.
Touchy Feely girl leaves but not before kissing me on the cheek...(more the neck than the cheeck), giving me a long hug... and made me promise to meet her here again on Saturday. And without skipping a beat the flirtation moves to the remaining 2 girls not currently draped over Brandon's arm.
Finally, drunk, tired, and ready to go home, we pay our cheap tabs and get ready to leave. Brandon not to be outdone, calmly collects the phone number from the hot Korean chick, and we hit the road...
WHOO BOY did y'all miss out
-Max
CLIFF NOTES:
1. I get to the bar and meet hot chicks
2. I stare at black men in brown shirts for 30 minutes
3. Brandon arrives and we get drunk, and start smokin cigarettes
4. The number of hot chicks doubles
5. Brandon macks successfully on hot chick
6. We go home...
PICS
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