SO true..... :)

[DesignDawg]

If any of you have "been there" you know that this is RIGHT ON. SO true, it's not even funny. Enjoy.

ONE OF LIFE'S LITTLE LESSONS:

Matt invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his
mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Matt's roommate,
Cindy, was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Matt and
his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the
course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between Matt and the roommate than
met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Matt volunteered, "I know what
you must be thinking, but I assure you, Cindy and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Cindy came to Matt and said, "Ever
since your Mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
beautiful silver gravy ladle.

You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Matt said, "Well, I
doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother, I'm not saying you
'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not'
take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever
since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, Matt received a letter from his mother
which read:
"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Cindy, and
I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Cindy. But the fact remains
that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the
gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom"

 

[MC]

haha very true!

 

[Total Refected Power]

MOTHERS KNOW BEST.

 

[Cable God]

hehehehe, let's see some pix

 

[DesignDawg]

I suspect EVEN AFTER we get married next Saturday, Heather will still put her alarm clock in our guest room and mess up the sheets a little when her parents are coming over!

Ricky
DesignDawg

 

[Ulfwald]

Doubtful. I lived with my girlfriend for 6 months before we got married, I honestly believed it made our relationship stronger. My mother flipped out over it, her mother thought it was great.

Go figure

 

[Total Refected Power]

Fathers seem to have a tougher time dealing with their daughters having sex, even in the marital construct. I know it still probably bugs my father-in-law a little. Mothers seem to have an easier time.

 

[DesignDawg]

ulfwald,

<< Doubtful. I lived with my girlfriend for 6 months before we got married >>

Are you saying doubtful to my comment? Because Heather and I have lived together for right about 2 1/2 years now. Chef0083 can attest to that. It DOES make the relationship stronger, and prepares you better for marriage, but I ASSURE YOU, there is NO reason to doubt that she will do exactly what said even after we're married.

Ricky
DesignDawg

 

[Chef0083]

I can say AMEN to that. If DD and Heather hadn't lived together things would be really rough on them. I think in some situations liek their's it will be a big help.


And Heather prolly will mess up the sheets in the guest bedroom....
Damn,, that will make me chuckle for the rest of the day!

 

[Harrisment]

haha, good stuff.....

i've been living with my fiance for 8 months and her mother is still pissed about it...