So, time for a crap story! (literally)

[RGN]

So I'm at work(IS guy) and I decide that it's time to take a crap. You know, it was just TIME. So, I go cruising into the bathroom, walk into one of the stalls and have a seat. After a few minutes, I knew something else was due to happen, so I pulled out my Nextel I90 and started playing some Reversi. I was just getting pissed at the damn thing since it always wins when I hear the bathroom door open. There's one stall, and a urinal. I hear whoever it is get settled into a comfortable pissing session at the urinal when all of a sudden, out of the blue, I hear...











"You know what the BIGGEST problem with installing Windows 2000 is?"

This was the guy with whom I work with...I was thinking, "WTF?!"

Me: "No...what?"(thinking, "why do I have to talk to you when I'm taking a crap?")

Him: "Getting your sound card to work in NT 4!" (he's dual booting)

Me: "O...K..."

Him: "Yeah! In the event log it says it can't start it!"

Me: "...even when the machine is powered on, after being completely off, it doesn't find it?"

Him: "Well....it doesn't power off anymore, either!" (me is starting to think ! operator error !...)

Me: "It doesn't even turn off when you hold the power button in for at least 4 seconds?"

Him: "Nope! I have to unplug it!"

All the while, I'm STILL trying to take a effing crap!

Me: "Well...gee...that's strange..." (Let me crap, dammit!)

Him: *he zips up, and washes his hands, gets paper towels or something* "Well, it's really weird that it works in Windows 2000 and not in NT!"

Me: "Yes...sure...real weird..." (OKthanksbyenow!)

He mumbled something and walked out. I, uh, finished, and walked out. he didn't say ANYTHING about it when back in the office. And yes, it WAS him.

 

[bigrash]

crap! that sucks!

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Well, you need to keep a pair of anonymizer shoes in your desk drawer. Or next time just grunt as a response.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: bigrash9
crap! that sucks!

isnt it $hitty when people try to talk to you when your on the john

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: Yo_Ma-Ma
Well, you need to keep a pair of anonymizer shoes in your desk drawer. Or next time just grunt as a response.

Suuure.

"Hey dude, such-and-such sucks -blah blah!"

Me, being in the stall "unf.."

Dude runs around office and spreads rumors

 

[RGN]

 

[Maetryx]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: bigrash9
crap! that sucks!

isnt it $hitty when people try to talk to you when your on the john

And if you can't get enough of that type of thing, just go and have a couple of kids. Children are the masters of inappropriate timing, especially in regards to the restroom and all things restroom related.

 

[bmacd]

reminds me of that joke with something like ..
guy in stall 1 :"how are you?"
guy in stall 2: " "um..fine?"
guy in stall 1: how's it going?"
guy in stall2: "um...pretty good. How about you?"
guy in stall 1: "hey..i gotta let you go..the retard in the next stall thinks i'm talking to him. *click*"

-=bmacd=-

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: bmacd
reminds me of that joke with something like ..
guy in stall 1 :"how are you?"
guy in stall 2: " "um..fine?"
guy in stall 1: how's it going?"
guy in stall2: "um...pretty good. How about you?"
guy in stall 1: "hey..i gotta let you go..the retard in the next stall thinks i'm talking to him. *click*"

-=bmacd=-

Yeah - I was just looking for a copy of that!

 

[Bulk Beef]

Why some people feel compelled to talk in the can is beyond me.

My dad and I had to explain to my mom the protocol of public restrooms (i.e. not using the urinal next to a guy if there's one farther down, allowing at least six feet of room if you have to wait for a urinal, etc.)

Bathroom talkers, do us all a favor. STFU.

 

[richd111]

Test your urinal IQ

Urinal Test

 

[her209]

That was your signal to let out a big one... if the noise doesn't get him, the smell sure will.

 

[fitz4521]

haha reminds me off the poop stops i have before football games and track meets, teamates come in and try to talk to me while im pooping!!! ah!!!

 

[simms]

Nice quiz... Pretty clever, I just didn't get that last one. Oh well.

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: sward666
Why some people feel compelled to talk in the can is beyond me.

My dad and I had to explain to my mom the protocol of public restrooms (i.e. not using the urinal next to a guy if there's one farther down, allowing at least six feet of room if you have to wait for a urinal, etc.)

Bathroom talkers, do us all a favor. STFU.

nicely said.......not sure why, i'm paranoid that whenever i'm in the restroom, somone is video taping me, very nervous...

 

[Pepsi90919]

BEST. THREAD. EVAR.

 

[RGN]

nicely said.......not sure why, i'm paranoid that whenever i'm in the restroom, somone is video taping me, very nervous...

ok.... well... *ahem* look behind you.

 

[Platypus]

I hate that so much, I am just trying to do my business and some asshat comes in and starts blabbing about who knows what and I try to be polite and hold it in, but no, they never leave.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
I hate that so much, I am just trying to do my business and some asshat comes in and starts blabbing about who knows what and I try to be polite and hold it in, but no, they never leave.

That's when you say, "excuse me, sir" and blow your guts into the toilet with a relieved sound, say, "DAMN! WOuld ya just lookit that....*AHEM* What was that you were saying? By the way, you should really see this."

 

[lawaris]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
BEST. THREAD. EVAR.

about crap u mean

 

[RGN]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
I hate that so much, I am just trying to do my business and some asshat comes in and starts blabbing about who knows what and I try to be polite and hold it in, but no, they never leave.

That's when you say, "excuse me, sir" and blow your guts into the toilet with a relieved sound, say, "DAMN! WOuld ya just lookit that....*AHEM* What was that you were saying? By the way, you should really see this."

Yeah, next time I'll do that....

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: RGN

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
I hate that so much, I am just trying to do my business and some asshat comes in and starts blabbing about who knows what and I try to be polite and hold it in, but no, they never leave.

That's when you say, "excuse me, sir" and blow your guts into the toilet with a relieved sound, say, "DAMN! WOuld ya just lookit that....*AHEM* What was that you were saying? By the way, you should really see this."

Yeah, next time I'll do that....

Not a hair.