So this is goodbye?

Ns1

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I never thought that you & me would ever go our separate ways. I thought we were for keeps, forever. I feel sad that it has come to this. We have spent so much time together, and we know each other so well that it's hard to image life without you, or remember life before you for that matter.


I want to scream and shout at you so much. Some of the things you have said have been so hurtful, so unlike you. I can't though, I can't be really angry at you. I only have to look at you and my heart melts. In fact maybe I don't really know who you are. After all this time maybe I don't actually know the real you.



My mind is all over the place at the moment I really don't know what I want, I don't know my own thoughts and you are quickly becoming a stranger to me.


I hope you haven't been unhappy all these years, it hasn't been all bad. You will always have a big part in my heart and my memories whatever happens. How could you not? For those 30 seconds or less, 6 times a day, 7 days a week, you were MINE... Maybe it is time to move on, maybe we will both find happiness else where. If we don't do it now we will never know. We might never see each other again (what a strange thought) but it's a risk that we will have to take, I suppose. Still, like I said I still want you to give yourself a tug and tell me everything is going to be ok.


There is so much more I want to say but I don't really know how. Why it has to be like this I don't know.

I really can't believe this might be the final goodbye.

RightIsWrong, we'll miss you.

Sincerely,
Your Porn Collection






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Feb 6, 2007
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Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: pyonir
:roll:

Damnit, another fail.


I'll get it one of these days....

Maybe you could start a thread just so you could make the perfect parody thread about it. That way, you could plan it all out beforehand.
 

Jugernot

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I remember the day I got rid of my collection. I started going out with this girl and I thought to myself "I don't need any of this! I'm gonna throw it in the trash and that is that." So I put it out on trash day... and it was gone that evening.

Too bad, later that week I found out the girl I was going out with was a jesus freak.

Ohhh I missed my collection!

Fast forward to meating my wife, about 60 months later (no, that wasn't a misspelling!:)) and all was wood... I mean good again. ;)
 

Ns1

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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: pyonir
:roll:

Damnit, another fail.


I'll get it one of these days....

Maybe you could start a thread just so you could make the perfect parody thread about it. That way, you could plan it all out beforehand.

That would be brilliant, but alas I would die a little bit on the inside. A legendary thread cannot be based upon lies.
 

Ns1

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Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: pyonir
:roll:

Damnit, another fail.


I'll get it one of these days....

If it is a parody of any sort, it will always be a fail. So stop trying.

negative

If I can get say, 50% giggles that would make it worthwhile. If I can get say, 80% laughs, that would be awesome. 95%+ would be legendary.



Now, back to the drawing board...
 

Skunkwourk

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Everyone should get ONE and ONLY ONE chance to do a parody. If they fail they are forever banned from attempting one again.

EDIT: For those wondering it was a parody of this thread

I think the reason this parody fails is that Rightiswrong didn't actually write a goodbye letter to his porn (unless I missed it). So a goodbye letter from Porn to Rightiswrong doesn't really make sense.
 

Ns1

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Originally posted by: m0mentary
Everyone should get ONE and ONLY ONE chance to do a parody. If they fail they are forever banned from attempting one again.

EDIT: For those wondering it was a parody of this thread

I think the reason this parody fails is that Rightiswrong didn't actually write a goodbye letter to his porn (unless I missed it). So a goodbye letter from Porn to Rightiswrong doesn't really make sense.

Interesting analysis.

BTW, I think a 100% success rate is kinda pushing it. 50? 33?

Or maybe some type of weighted average success rate?

I mean, just look at the Dyson commercial. It took him what, 9000 prototypes to get the perfect model? Just look at these failed parodies as "prototypes"

 

Skunkwourk

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Dec 9, 2004
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Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: m0mentary
Everyone should get ONE and ONLY ONE chance to do a parody. If they fail they are forever banned from attempting one again.

EDIT: For those wondering it was a parody of this thread

I think the reason this parody fails is that Rightiswrong didn't actually write a goodbye letter to his porn (unless I missed it). So a goodbye letter from Porn to Rightiswrong doesn't really make sense.

Interesting analysis.

BTW, I think a 100% success rate is kinda pushing it. 50? 33?

Or maybe some type of weighted average success rate?

I mean, just look at the Dyson commercial. It took him what, 9000 prototypes to get the perfect model? Just look at these failed parodies as "prototypes"

I give you a bonus point for your random Dyson example, but no one suffered when his prototypes failed. ;)
 

Ns1

No Lifer
Jun 17, 2001
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Originally posted by: m0mentary
Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: m0mentary
Everyone should get ONE and ONLY ONE chance to do a parody. If they fail they are forever banned from attempting one again.

EDIT: For those wondering it was a parody of this thread

I think the reason this parody fails is that Rightiswrong didn't actually write a goodbye letter to his porn (unless I missed it). So a goodbye letter from Porn to Rightiswrong doesn't really make sense.

Interesting analysis.

BTW, I think a 100% success rate is kinda pushing it. 50? 33?

Or maybe some type of weighted average success rate?

I mean, just look at the Dyson commercial. It took him what, 9000 prototypes to get the perfect model? Just look at these failed parodies as "prototypes"

I give you a bonus point for your random Dyson example, but no one suffered when his prototypes failed. ;)

Point taken. but C'MON, I've seen worse!
 

Muadib

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Originally posted by: spittledip
It's not really a parody... It is just dumb.
I agree with you. What's sad is the OP really thought it was funny. Dude, get a clue!