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So This Crack Head Comes Into My Store and Tries to Rob It...

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I just got a call from my girlfriend and partner,

A crackhead girl comes into the store during lunch rush, walks straight back behind the counter and up to my manager, Frank, who's at the register ringing up the line of customers that extends out the door. She sticks something in his back, and demands that he give her all the money. He complies, as per company policy, and she starts to leave.

My Assistant Manger, Dawn, recognizes the girl as someone who had come in and FILLED OUT AN APLICATION TWO WEEKS AGO, and notices that all she has is a sawed off bed post under her jacket. She says, "just where in the hell do you think you're going with all that money? And blocks her way out from behind the counter. The crackhead girl pulls out the bedpost and starts swinging it wildly. Dawn reaches out, grabs the bed post away from the girl, and whacks her on the head with it.

Well, by now, nearly every customer is on their cell phones calling the cops, Frank is running up behind the girl and grabs her arms while Dawn is bopping her on the head with the bedpost. They get the girl on the ground, but she continues to kick and bite them. The cops show up, and mace the crap out of her, tie her up like a rodeo calf and drag her away.

But wait, it's not over yet...

While they are dragging her out to the car, they lose their grip and she starts ROLLING away from them, actually trying to get away. Well, she gets about 5-10 feet, until she falls off a 10 foot retaining wall at the edge of the parking lot.

What a day. Well, at least we finally caught one of these idiots. What a stupid, STUPID girl. She KNOWS we have an application on her, and she comes in to rob us????

(We REALLY need an eyeroll smiley...)
 


<< My Assistant Manger, Dawn, recognizes the girl as someone who had come in and FILLED OUT AN APLICATION TWO WEEKS AGO >>

Soooo, I guess she's not getting the job, huh?
 


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<< whoa...

Where's this store??
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Decatur, IL.

And yes, we gave the application to the cops.
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Decatur?!??! That place is FAR too gangsta for me 😀

Seriously speaking now, is the assistant manager hot? Anyone who beats thieves with weapons is okay to me...
 


<< Don't mess with Dawn! :Q >>



Damn straight. Problem is, I can't reward her for this. What she did was against company policy, and might encourage one of my employees to fight back against a truely armed robber. If they get hurt, I'm liable, both emotionally AND financially.
 
Good to see the public reacting to the situation, instead of going through the usual "someone ELSE can call the cops, I don't want to get into any trouble" frame of mind. Kudos to Dawn for woopin' some ass, too 🙂
btw, how do you know she was a crackhead?, besides the fact that she did something so braindead stupid?
 


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<< whoa...

Where's this store??
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Decatur, IL.

And yes, we gave the application to the cops.
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Decatur?!??! That place is FAR too gangsta for me 😀

Seriously speaking now, is the assistant manager hot? Anyone who beats thieves with weapons is okay to me...
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Well, she's a damn good worker, very sweet, and built like a tank. 🙂
 


<< Good to see the public reacting to the situation, instead of going through the usual "someone ELSE can call the cops, I don't want to get into any trouble" frame of mind. Kudos to Dawn for woopin' some ass, too 🙂
btw, how do you know she was a crackhead?, besides the fact that she did something so braindead stupid?
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Their description was "missing and badly stained teeth and burned, blistered lips." That pretty much sums up a "crackhead."
 


<< Don't mess with Dawn! >>


Is that as in Red Dawn?
Sounds like she knew what she was doing but with drugs involved, you never know. Those stories of inhuman strength and energy are not just stories. In that state you are not dealing with much of a reasoning creature. Best to either move out of the way or disable them quickly,immediately.
 


<< crackheads can really be dangerous. glad nobody got hurt, except her! >>


Hah! I've yet to meet a dangerous crackhead. They're too poor for guns or even knives because they spend all of their money on crack. They are persistent though. You can slap a crackie in the face, and he'll run away like a little girl, but they'll still be back asking for money the next day.
 


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<< Don't mess with Dawn! >>


Is that as in Red Dawn?
Sounds like she knew what she was doing but with drugs involved, you never know. Those stories of inhuman strength and energy are not just stories. In that state you are not dealing with much of a reasoning creature. Best to either move out of the way or disable them quickly,immediately.
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Naw, super human strength comes from PCP. Crack just makes people stupid, and they don't tire easily, that's all.

And she was probably robbing the store cause she ran out and need more and therefore wasn't high.
 


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<< It's a fast food sandwich shop. >>


If I'm ever in Decatur can ya hook me up? 🙂
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With Dawn? 😉
 


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<< It's a fast food sandwich shop. >>


If I'm ever in Decatur can ya hook me up? 🙂
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With Dawn? 😉
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LOL

Only if she comes with a roast beef sandwhich. 🙂
 
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