So there may be a murder/suicide happening in my condo tonight...

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Back story: My roommate broke up with his gf. (He's 31, she's 34) They had been seeing each other for a WHOLE month. He kind of got the 'psycho' vibe from her and decided that they needed to part. Well, the psycho thing turned out to be spot on as she started emailing him at all hours of the night (every hour on the hour) and texting him dozens of times per day...

Fast forward to a few hours ago. She came over. They have been in his room for the last three hours. Nothing. Quiet. Creepy.

I'm going to bed. If I wake up and smell somthing funky (not sex funky... funky funky) coming from his room in the morning I'll be sure to update. If you don't hear from me then you'll know that my dog is boiling in a pot on the stove and I've been placed in some sort of compromising position with little clothing on, slowly assuming room temperature.


Y'all pray for me.

**UPDATE**
I'm still alive. Not sure about the roommate though. I heard some odd noises coming out of the kitchen at around 5am. I checked the freezer, roommate's head isn't in there. My dog isn't pawing away at his door like there's entrails to be snarfed up. I suppose it's possible she's taken his body to a remote location to be dumped...

 

[FP]

I feel Goosed... Where is the update!?

 

[fishmonger12]

If he doesn't update you know exactly what happened.

 

[DaTT]

Maybe they're just tonsil deep on each other's organ's.

 

[Tim]

There will probably be no update.
RIP OP?

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: theplaidfad
There will probably be no update.
RIP OP?

 

[biggestmuff]

Weird feelings? Strange vibe? History of odd behavior? Oh, well. Off to bed! :roll:

 

[Spooner]

posting at 5:30am too........ creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: Spooner
posting at 5:30am too........ creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

It was 11:30 OP's time.

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Weird feelings? Strange vibe? History of odd behavior? Oh, well. Off to bed! :roll:

that's the same thing i thought. OP must have some kind of death wish.
if i didn't try to prevent anything from happening, i'd at least make sure to GTFO

 

[darkxshade]

After the whole Goose fiasco, I'm not going to hold my breath.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: Spooner
posting at 5:30am too........ creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

It was 11:30 OP's time.

Yes it was...

I'm still alive. Not sure about the roommate though. I heard some odd noises coming out of the kitchen at around 5am. I checked the freezer, roommate's head isn't in there. My dog isn't pawing away at his door like there's entrails to be snarfed up. I suppose it's possible she's taken his body to a remote location to be dumped...

 

[idiotekniQues]

hey you should start claiming his stuff.

i hope he has cool gadgets.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: idiotekniQues
hey you should start claiming his stuff.

i hope he has cool gadgets.

No, not really.

 

[Baked]

They had makeup sex, smoked the bong, then went to sleep. Mind your own business~!

 

[idiotekniQues]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: idiotekniQues
hey you should start claiming his stuff.

i hope he has cool gadgets.

No, not really.

bummer. guess i hope he lives then.

hey, we'll see u on springer!

 

[paulxcook]

Have you actually seen proof of your roommate's continued existence yet?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: Baked
They had makeup sex, smoked the bong, then went to sleep. Mind your own business~!

Hey! Keep your logic out of my semi-parody thread.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: paulxcook
Have you actually seen proof of your roommate's continued existence yet?

Nope... But it is a little early for him. Guess I'll have to wait till after work.

 

[Chiropteran]

If I was you I would pick up a fake gun, just in case she comes after you.

 

[torpid]

Hopefully you will re-enact the new jersey hunter joke if you don't hear anything coming from the room in the morning.

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: Chiropteran
If I was you I would pick up a fake gun, just in case she comes after you.

For someone who seems to enjoying correcting people's word usage, you sure butcher the language.

 

[Chiropteran]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff

Originally posted by: Chiropteran
If I was you I would pick up a fake gun, just in case she comes after you.

For someone who seems to enjoying correcting people's word usage, you sure butcher the language.

I just like to point out hypocrites. I don't use English.

 

[ViviTheMage]

you don't USE english?!?!?...omfg I hurt......