So, theoretical question about vodka.

[godfire]

Don't ask how this came up. What would happen if you straight chugged a bottle of vodka in, say, under a minute? Would you throw it all up almost immediately, a bit later? Or would it just stay in your system and kill you?

Just curious. Don't try it. But if you do try it, post results before dying

 

[shiner]

The next thing you would hear would be...."Hello and welcome to Hell. Would you like a room next to Hitler, Stalin, or George Burns?"

 

[Kilgor]

I imagine either you would die or get real drunk or both and 10-1 vomit would be involved.

 

[spaceman]

how big of a bottle?
proof?

 

[Eli]

I'm sure there are plenty of people that can and have done it.

But I imagine you'll just get sick, if you could even come close to downing the whole thing.

Originally posted by: ncircle
how big of a bottle?
proof?

There's vodka that isn't 80 proof?

 

[maziwanka]

there's no way you would last.

 

[Spooner]

You wouldn't pysically be able to chug a whole bottle without vomiting in the middle of it. I can guarantee this.

 

[godfire]

Originally posted by: ncircle
how big of a bottle?
proof?

Err...it's vodka. So, 80 proof.

I'm not sure the size of the bottle really matters THAT much, but let's go for the gusto and say it's a handle (1.75L).

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: godfire

Originally posted by: ncircle
how big of a bottle?
proof?

Err...it's vodka. So, 80 proof.

I'm not sure the size of the bottle really matters THAT much, but let's go for the gusto and say it's a handle (1.75L).

What do you mean the size of the bottle doesen't matter? :Q

What would be easier to drink, a quart, half gallon, or gallon of milk? heh

 

[LordJezo]

Well, if you theoretically did drink it all and didnt throw up you would get alchohol poisioning and need to be taken to the hospital for detox.

But, what is the weight of the person doing it and how much do they drink?

a 500 pound alcholoic man would have and easier time with it then a 120 pound 16 year old girl

 

[godfire]

Originally posted by: Spooner
You wouldn't pysically be able to chug a whole bottle without vomiting in the middle of it. I can guarantee this.

Are you sure? Vodka can go down surprisingly smooth, I've taken a few quintuple shots before and if it's cold it really isn't that bad. Besides which, what if instead of chugging you just beer-bonged it?

I guess vodka-bonged would be more appropriate.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: godfire

Originally posted by: Spooner
You wouldn't pysically be able to chug a whole bottle without vomiting in the middle of it. I can guarantee this.

Are you sure? Vodka can go down surprisingly smooth, I've taken a few quintuple shots before and if it's cold it really isn't that bad. Besides which, what if instead of chugging you just beer-bonged it?

I guess vodka-bonged would be more appropriate.

That is how people die while drinking.

It isn't really recommended.

 

[DannyBoy]

Due to the amount of alcohol entering your bloodstream at such a fast rate, your liver would not get a chance to filter your bloodstream, your internal organs would shutdown either before or after you have choked to death on your own vomit, thats if you could even manage downing it without gagging.

I have alcoholics in my family, ive researched things like this, as I know people who make comments like "Oh I can drink x amount in 1 minute and be fine", its bullsh1t, you would die.

Dan

 

[Spooner]

Originally posted by: godfire

Originally posted by: Spooner
You wouldn't pysically be able to chug a whole bottle without vomiting in the middle of it. I can guarantee this.

Are you sure? Vodka can go down surprisingly smooth, I've taken a few quintuple shots before and if it's cold it really isn't that bad. Besides which, what if instead of chugging you just beer-bonged it?
I guess vodka-bonged would be more appropriate.

Nope. That much alcohol being flushed into the system all at one time will induce vomiting almost immediately.

 

[godfire]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: godfire

Originally posted by: ncircle
how big of a bottle?
proof?

Err...it's vodka. So, 80 proof.

I'm not sure the size of the bottle really matters THAT much, but let's go for the gusto and say it's a handle (1.75L).

What do you mean the size of the bottle doesen't matter? :Q

What would be easier to drink, a quart, half gallon, or gallon of milk? heh

I mean if we're talking about chugging a bottle of vodka here (with a range of 750ml - 1.75L) then the question isn't really about whether or not you're consuming a lot of alcohol. The question is about what happens when you take much more than any human body can possibly stand in 30 seconds.

 

[Papagayo]

My friend did it.. He upchucked right after..

 

[godfire]

Originally posted by: Papagayo
My friend did it.. He upchucked right after..

Your friend is the smartest man alive.

But thanks for the info, guess that answers my question

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: Papagayo
My friend did it.. He upchucked right after..

Your friends lucky (and stupid), well, lucky if he wasnt planning on trying to kill himself...

 

[BillGates]

Originally posted by: Eli
I'm sure there are plenty of people that can and have done it.

But I imagine you'll just get sick, if you could even come close to downing the whole thing.

Originally posted by: ncircle
how big of a bottle?
proof?

There's vodka that isn't 80 proof?

Yep, Absolut makes a 100 proof version, and I'm sure there are others too.

 

[damiano]

Originally posted by: Spooner
You wouldn't pysically be able to chug a whole bottle without vomiting in the middle of it. I can guarantee this.

i will introduce you to a couple of russian friends of mine

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: BillGates

Originally posted by: Eli
I'm sure there are plenty of people that can and have done it.

But I imagine you'll just get sick, if you could even come close to downing the whole thing.

Originally posted by: ncircle
how big of a bottle?
proof?

There's vodka that isn't 80 proof?

Yep, Absolut makes a 100 proof version, and I'm sure there are others too.

Smirnoff makes 90 and 100 proof as well.

 

[yoda291]

Originally posted by: BillGates

Originally posted by: Eli
I'm sure there are plenty of people that can and have done it.

But I imagine you'll just get sick, if you could even come close to downing the whole thing.

Originally posted by: ncircle
how big of a bottle?
proof?

There's vodka that isn't 80 proof?

Yep, Absolut makes a 100 proof version, and I'm sure there are others too.

stoli makes a 120 proof vodka too.

 

[Jzero]

Just for the record, some vodka is available in higher proof varieties, for instance, Smirnoff has a 100 pf offering.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: yoda291

Originally posted by: BillGates

Originally posted by: Eli
I'm sure there are plenty of people that can and have done it.

But I imagine you'll just get sick, if you could even come close to downing the whole thing.

Originally posted by: ncircle
how big of a bottle?
proof?

There's vodka that isn't 80 proof?

Yep, Absolut makes a 100 proof version, and I'm sure there are others too.

stoli makes a 120 proof vodka too.

Damn. :Q

/me crawls back under rock

 

[Spencer278]

Originally posted by: godfire

Originally posted by: Spooner
You wouldn't pysically be able to chug a whole bottle without vomiting in the middle of it. I can guarantee this.

Are you sure? Vodka can go down surprisingly smooth, I've taken a few quintuple shots before and if it's cold it really isn't that bad. Besides which, what if instead of chugging you just beer-bonged it?

I guess vodka-bonged would be more appropriate.

As long as it isn't the 11.99 handle of burton vodka it might go down smooth.