So, the GF and I have been house/dog sitting... and the dog is a major PITA...

brigden

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The dog, a massive male weimaraner, has been getting on my tits all week. This dog is SO stupid. I look into his big eyes and I can see there's not much going on. It runs around, sliding on the tiles, bumping into stuff, jumping up and down. Stares at my food.

Man, I really can't stand dogs.
 

Pacfanweb

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He misses his real owners. Plus, it sounds like he's in a strange place, with even stranger people. Give him a break.
Edit: Reread and noticed you said house/dog sitting. So he's not in a strange place, just strange people in HIS place.
 

slick230

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Maybe you should dress him up in a stylish little doggie sweater, or wrap a scarf around his neck. Then you wouldn't feel so much contempt for the poor animal.
 

Gooberlx2

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I dog sat for my professor once. Two big golden retrievers. They were great dogs....very nice and friendly. But man alive were they a PITA. They needed waaayyy too much attention (I'm mean....seriously, this was way more than normal) and were too goddamn noisy when they slept at night, licking their chops all night (and they HAD to sleep in the bed with me).
 

jcwagers

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Originally posted by: slick230
Maybe you should dress him up in a stylish little doggie sweater, or wrap a scarf around his neck. Then you wouldn't feel so much contempt for the poor animal.


Don't forget to get something with a collar so it can be flipped up! :p

jc
 

brigden

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Originally posted by: jcwagers
Originally posted by: slick230
Maybe you should dress him up in a stylish little doggie sweater, or wrap a scarf around his neck. Then you wouldn't feel so much contempt for the poor animal.


Don't forget to get something with a collar so it can be flipped up! :p

jc

LOL! You guys are too much. BTW, he's getting his nails done tomorrow...
 

Jynx980

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Doggy style? Sorry couldnt help myself :D

Reminds me of a joke about the nails..

Three dogs are sitting in the vets waiting room. The first dog asks what the others are there for. One dog says "Im a pisser. I piss on everything in the house. Today I pissed on the two year old kid so Im getting a lethal enjection."
The other says "Im a jumper. I jump on anyone who comes near me. I knocked over an old woman today so I here for a leathal injection."
Last dog says "Im a humper. Ill hump anything I can get too. Today I saw my owner bend over after the shower so I went for it."
The dogs ask "So leathal injection for you too huh?"
He replies "Nope. Just here to get my nails clipped."
 

Shockwave

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Originally posted by: brigden
The dog, a massive male weimaraner, has been getting on my tits all week. This dog is SO stupid. I look into his big eyes and I can see there's not much going on. It runs around, sliding on the tiles, bumping into stuff, jumping up and down. Stares at my food.

Man, I really can't stand dogs.

The beast should get along fine with a college kid who thinks he's always leading the trendy styles then right? ;)
 

Gurck

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Originally posted by: Jynx980
Doggy style? Sorry couldnt help myself :D

Reminds me of a joke about the nails..

Three dogs are sitting in the vets waiting room. The first dog asks what the others are there for. One dog says "Im a pisser. I piss on everything in the house. Today I pissed on the two year old kid so Im getting a lethal enjection."
The other says "Im a jumper. I jump on anyone who comes near me. I knocked over an old woman today so I here for a leathal injection."
Last dog says "Im a humper. Ill hump anything I can get too. Today I saw my owner bend over after the shower so I went for it."
The dogs ask "So leathal injection for you too huh?"
He replies "Nope. Just here to get my nails clipped."

:laugh: