Most people spend most of their time in view of some sort of a clock, and/or look at their phone many times a day anyways.
And now they don't have to pull their phone out nearly as often because notifications and the time are mirrored to the watch.
Plus, there are some inconveniences on par with taking phone in and out of your pocket that you need to put up to use a smartwatch.
You have to charge the smartwatch every night.
Not all great watches are kinetically wound. Those also have to be treated daily. I've seen plenty of stands that make the task easy, the same way smartwatches can be charged wirelessly.
If we're comparing to cheaper, battery-powered watches, you have a point.
You have to put it on and take it off.
This is a con? I have to remember to grab my phone every day and pull it out at night to charge. That is the mootest of points. Especially in light of the fact that you later admit to being fine wearing watches.
It's sitting on your wrist all day, adding weight and trapping sweat and moisture.
The band and buckle at the base of your wrist are annoying to me when I type.
Adding weight? Are you so weak that a watch hampers you that much? Real watches aren't feather-light either. At least not the kind that matter. This like complaining about early tablet weight. Sure, lighter products exist, but you're not going to wear yourself out over the weight. As for sweat and moisture, my wrists don't really sweat, and I can't say that I know anyone with sweaty wrists. Loosen the band a touch.
The winding/smart knob pushes into top of your hand when you flex it up.
I think this is the one legit thing you've said. And it's being addressed in a lot of the gen 2 hardware.
It's distracting to have an electronic toy so close to you all the time.
I don't have a problem with wearing watches as jewelry. But a made in China toy with 2 year life span is not my idea of jewelry worth displaying.
I know Apple can randomly stick a $17K price tag on it, it still doesn't change the picture for me.
At least during this post, you finally added the critical language. They're not for you. That's much easier to digest than a wholesale dismissal. Your reasoning is still not good at all, but at least you've made it more clear that they don't suit your personal preference. Now, if you could stop blanket pooping on the concept with ridiculously poor reasoning, that would be great.
Especially since you've admitted to being fine with regular watches, which have pretty much all the same complaints as a smartwatch. They are not that different, after all. You still have to put them on and take them off, for example.