So... Should I offer to redo my relations webpage for her?

[Cogman]

http://www.simplydianne.com/

(She is my uncles wife... what does that make her?)

Gahh, My eyes! This is a NEW webpage... http://www.simplydianne.com/dmay_325.htm And look she will make a webpage for you to at a reasonable rate of $5 / picture and 20$ per page...

I'm seriously tempted to offer to make her a new webpage that at least looks like it was made after the year 2000.

 

[rivan]

WHO SAYS GRANDMOTHERS CAN'T DO COMPUTERS?

Well, they are reasonable rates.

 

[PliotronX]

Has that Netscape Navigator Gold 3.01 feel to it. That's more than my folks can muster :biggrin:

 

[yllus]

You're going to redo someone's website for them because they won't be able to sell their services creating websites for other people because their own looks absolutely awful?

 

[Homerboy]

http://www.simplydianne.com/

(She is my uncles wife... what does that make her?)

Gahh, My eyes! This is a NEW webpage... http://www.simplydianne.com/dmay_325.htm And look she will make a webpage for you to at a reasonable rate of $5 / picture and 20$ per page...

I'm seriously tempted to offer to make her a new webpage that at least looks like it was made after the year 2000.

Your uncle's wife is... drumroll.... YOUR AUNT!

 

[destrekor]

Your uncle's wife is... drumroll.... YOUR AUNT!

:biggrin:

 

[911paramedic]

you're going to redo someone's website for them because they won't be able to sell their services creating websites for other people because their own looks absolutely awful?

qft

 

[bignateyk]

I'm going to contract her to make the website for my new startup.

I'll just mail her a couple printouts of Dell's website for an example of what I want for my new business.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

I do personal homepages at reasonable rates!

$5 a picture plus $20 a page
send outline of what you want and pictures via email or post office

By personal does she mean nudes of herself because you can count me in.

 

[Cogman]

You're going to redo someone's website for them because they won't be able to sell their services creating websites for other people because their own looks absolutely awful?

To be fair, she offers her services fairly deep in the webpage. I would do it not to help her sale webpages, but because that monstrosity is embarrassing. I would probably conveniently forget to add the "contact me here so I can make a webpage for you" section.

 

[Cogman]

By personal does she mean nudes of herself because you can count me in.

You get your kicks out of naked 75 year olds?

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

You get your kicks out of naked 75 year olds?

Maybe not 75 years old but I'd be willing to accept pictures of her naked when she was 65 years old.

 

[SP33Demon]

To be fair, she offers her services fairly deep...

Balls deep?

 

[DougK62]

How about you do this: congratulate her. She is an old, presumably retired, lady who is getting some kicks from a new hobby. Who are you to rain on her parade because it's not the best looking website around? She can write whatever she wants, share pictures of the grandkids, and is probably damn proud of herself - as she should be. So maybe just give her a pat on the back and offer suggestions if she asks. If some old person in my family took the initiative to do something like that I'd think it was just about the coolest thing ever.