so she casually mentioned "once u go black,u'll never go back"

fastfeet

Banned
Oct 24, 2004
11
0
0

and she said 'no'

the fact she mentioned it must've meant i should've whip it out right there and then
in the treelined street next to the movie theater

funny how 5 years later i'm still recalling this incident

 

HappyPuppy

Lifer
Apr 5, 2001
16,997
2
71
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Rather odd first post for a noob.

I think it's important for all new members to specify the color of their...member.

Personally I don't give a rat's ass what color anybody's member is. :p

 

fastfeet

Banned
Oct 24, 2004
11
0
0
by the time i whip it out it was purple

'stand back everyone i don't know how big this thing is gonna get!'


tallest1, u're not my daddy

'it's not the color, it's the duration'

tallest1 came on himself before he even got to unzip
 

bradruth

Lifer
Aug 9, 2002
13,479
2
81
Originally posted by: fastfeet
by the time i whip it out it was purple

'stand back everyone i don't know how big this thing is gonna get!'


tallest1, u're not my daddy

'it's not the color, it's the duration'

tallest1 came on himself before he even got to unzip

Ok, ban.
 

Pliablemoose

Lifer
Oct 11, 1999
25,195
0
56
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: fastfeet
by the time i whip it out it was purple

'stand back everyone i don't know how big this thing is gonna get!'


tallest1, u're not my daddy

'it's not the color, it's the duration'

tallest1 came on himself before he even got to unzip

Ok, ban.

:thumbsup:
 

Praetor

Diamond Member
Oct 14, 1999
4,498
4
81
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: fastfeet
by the time i whip it out it was purple

'stand back everyone i don't know how big this thing is gonna get!'


tallest1, u're not my daddy

'it's not the color, it's the duration'

tallest1 came on himself before he even got to unzip

Ok, ban.

How long for the ban and lock to take effect?
 

bootymac

Diamond Member
Aug 20, 2001
9,597
0
76
Originally posted by: fastfeet
by the time i whip it out it was purple

'stand back everyone i don't know how big this thing is gonna get!'


tallest1, u're not my daddy

'it's not the color, it's the duration'

tallest1 came on himself before he even got to unzip

*brain explodes from processing too much moron content*
 

MartyMcFly3

Lifer
Jan 18, 2003
11,436
29
91
www.youtube.com
:music:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
dont make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
:music:
 

Argo

Lifer
Apr 8, 2000
10,045
0
0
Originally posted by: fastfeet

and she said 'no'

the fact she mentioned it must've meant i should've whip it out right there and then
in the treelined street next to the movie theater

funny how 5 years later i'm still recalling this incident

I put this trhough moron-to-english translator and it still came out as giberish.