So...Roomate Issue

[Spineshank]

I dont see what the big deal is at all. This has to be the worst roommate bitching thread ever.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
If you're not trying to fuck her, why do you care what she thinks when you fart/shit? Just go for it, she'll think you're gross but if she complains tell her to fuck the fuck off.

Jesus Christ dude, watch your fucking language. 😱

:laugh:

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: Gnrslash4life
I dont see what the big deal is at all. This has to be the worst roommate bitching thread ever.

No kidding.

The only valid complaint I see is that her showering at odd times in the night wakes you up.

Here's your solution:
"Hey (roommate's name), could you please ask (girlfriend's name) to not take showers at night, it wakes me up and I can't get back to sleep until she's done."

Other than that, there's nothing stopping you from doing what you feel like doing. If you gotta take a dump, then why are you letting her stop you? Sounds to me like you're pissed because you're being a pushover.

I mean, why should YOU really care that your roommate has a chick, unless you're just really jealous that you don't have one or that you're not getting as much attention.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: amicold
. Sometimes I'd just like to be able to take a manly dump, fart, etc, without having a woman in the house. Is this unreasonable?

do that anyway, act like a total pig, good chance it will make her spend less time there

 

[Savij]

So your roommate is boning a gymnast and it's pissing you off. Are you gay for the roommate or something?

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: Injury
Here's your solution:
"Hey (roommate's name), could you please ask (girlfriend's name) to not take showers at night, it wakes me up and I can't get back to sleep until she's done."

He'll assume that's cause you're too busy fappin' to 'er!

 

[jjones]

Have sex with her. Take pics. Show ATOT and your roommate. Everybody wins.

 

[AkumaX]

damn it 😛ics;

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: amicold
I rent a house with two other guys, things are fine, house is nice as is the neighborhood. The only reason I have to complain is the one has his woman over every night. They are 23, but I swear they're 16. She spends more time at the place than I do, she isn't paying rent, etc. Sometimes I'd just like to be able to take a manly dump, fart, etc, without having a woman in the house. Is this unreasonable?

well, first if you were a real man having a woman around wouldn't bother you no matter what you had to do.

Don't be a jealous fella, chances are you and Second Life Lucy are never going to meat.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: Aikouka

Originally posted by: Injury
Here's your solution:
"Hey (roommate's name), could you please ask (girlfriend's name) to not take showers at night, it wakes me up and I can't get back to sleep until she's done."

He'll assume that's cause you're too busy fappin' to 'er!

He assumes you're fapping to her -> He tells her -> She's grossed out and never wants to look at you again -> never comes by anymore -> You still win. 😉

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: amicold
I rent a house with two other guys, things are fine, house is nice as is the neighborhood. The only reason I have to complain is the one has his woman over every night. They are 23, but I swear they're 16. She spends more time at the place than I do, she isn't paying rent, etc. Sometimes I'd just like to be able to take a manly dump, fart, etc, without having a woman in the house. Is this unreasonable?

Why not just do it anyway? She doesn't live there, so if she doesn't like it she can GTFO.

 

[Chryso]

Take your manly dump when you are woken up by the shower. Problem solved.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: Aikouka

Originally posted by: Injury
Here's your solution:
"Hey (roommate's name), could you please ask (girlfriend's name) to not take showers at night, it wakes me up and I can't get back to sleep until she's done."

He'll assume that's cause you're too busy fappin' to 'er!

He assumes you're fapping to her -> He tells her -> She's grossed out and never wants to look at you again -> never comes by anymore -> You still win. 😉

actually in reality she would just openly mock him.

 

[nick1985]

Take your manly dump right on her face while she sleeps. When she awakes say, "thanks for the lovely tea party."

Should fix your issue, it worked for me in a similar situation. Anyway, best of luck to you. :thumbsup:

 

[Vehemence]

Been a day since this was posted, where the fuck are the pics?

 

[finite automaton]

Originally posted by: nick1985
Take your manly dump right on her face while she sleeps. When she awakes say, "thanks for the lovely tea party."

Should fix your issue, it worked for me in a similar situation. Anyway, best of luck to you. :thumbsup:

Shens

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: finite automaton

Originally posted by: nick1985
Take your manly dump right on her face while she sleeps. When she awakes say, "thanks for the lovely tea party."

Should fix your issue, it worked for me in a similar situation. Anyway, best of luck to you. :thumbsup:

Shens

Boy, you're a quick one.

 

[God Mode]

Find an obnoxious girl and make her piss off the roommate. Agree on terms.

 

[RaistlinZ]

Just walk around butt naked whenever she's over

 

[Leros]

When she's taking a shower, walk in to the bathroom and start taking a dump. Start talking as if you think one of the male roommates is in the shower.

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: Leros
When she's taking a shower, walk in to the bathroom and start taking a dump. Start talking as if you think one of the male roommates is in the shower.

or even better, while she's in the shower, walk in and start taking a dump. While you're dumping, start fapping as well. Oh and be sure to hide a web cam in the ceiling of the bathroom.

 

[AstroManLuca]

PICS OR BAN!!!!!

 

[isekii]

set a policy
If she stays she has to bring a cute friend.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: amicold
I rent a house with two other guys, things are fine, house is nice as is the neighborhood. The only reason I have to complain is the one has his woman over every night. They are 23, but I swear they're 16. She spends more time at the place than I do, she isn't paying rent, etc. Sometimes I'd just like to be able to take a manly dump, fart, etc, without having a woman in the house. Is this unreasonable?

If you're paying rent, go ahead amicold, if she complains, tell her she does not contribute to the rent.

Ditto. And THEN, be prepared to tell HIM after she goes running to him. Just remember that friendships ending over a woman is second only to friendships ending over money.

That said, if you could care less about your roommate, then let him have it with both barrels. (Figuratively speaking, of course)

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: rasczak

Originally posted by: Leros
When she's taking a shower, walk in to the bathroom and start taking a dump. Start talking as if you think one of the male roommates is in the shower.

or even better, while she's in the shower, walk in and start taking a dump. While you're dumping, start fapping as well. Oh and be sure to hide a web cam in the ceiling of the bathroom.

You want to see this?