So my wife took me to a strip club.....

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Rage187

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My wife went with me and my best friend to the DollHouse in Myrtle Beach. All of our first times :)


The girl got off the stage, straddled my wife and put her hands up my wife's shirt. I looked at my best friend and remarked how glad I was he was there cause nobody back home would believe that sh!t.


Cool wives FTW!
 

AlienCraft

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Citrix
dude you are so set to have a FFM threesome. you wife has some strong bi tendancies and want to explore them with you. enjoy!!
Then, she will discover the joys of sex on meth, leave you, and become a a stripper herself.
Don't say "No Way, dude."
It could happen.

 

Megatomic

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I just can't imagine my wife ever doing that. EVER. She's a polar opposite of your wife, very jealous of my attention and very straight.

If I were you I'd be doing some relationship evaluations right about now.
 

Looney

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Really, you are lucky. I think most girls have some bi-curiosity and would explore it, but they don't have the necessary trust level with their SO to do it... they don't want to risk the relationship, risk him enjoying the other girls more than them, leaving for another girl once they get a taste of what's out there, etc, etc. Looks like your woman is very secure with you and your relationship.

You're a lucky lucky man.
 

orion23

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Those are keepers! Please treat them well guys!

Women hate it when a guy goes to strip club with other guys, well, tag along then. I would rather go with my girlfriend than with other friends. I've tried to get her to come along, but no luck.

Congrats!
 

simms

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Originally posted by: Megatomic
I just can't imagine my wife ever doing that. EVER. She's a polar opposite of your wife, very jealous of my attention and very straight.

If I were you I'd be doing some relationship evaluations right about now.

Just because your wife is so conservative doesn't mean other guys can't have wives that are loyal, but can have fun too.

You're in a relationship where you get what you want, so let the man get what he wants. :)
 

BrianH1

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so did you get post-club sex? sounds like a ploy by your wife for some hot action for her, seeing as you may have been turned on by the other women.
 

Megatomic

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Originally posted by: simms
Originally posted by: Megatomic
I just can't imagine my wife ever doing that. EVER. She's a polar opposite of your wife, very jealous of my attention and very straight.

If I were you I'd be doing some relationship evaluations right about now.

Just because your wife is so conservative doesn't mean other guys can't have wives that are loyal, but can have fun too.

You're in a relationship where you get what you want, so let the man get what he wants. :)
I don't begrudge the man his fun. I just wonder how long it'll last is all. :)

 

miri

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Originally posted by: Megatomic
I just can't imagine my wife ever doing that. EVER. She's a polar opposite of your wife, very jealous of my attention and very straight.

If I were you I'd be doing some relationship evaluations right about now.

Maybe your the one that should be doing some relationship evaluations.

One of the good things about my marriage is that we can do whatever we want when we want outside of cheating. I enjoy that freedom, having someone jealous all the time would be really annoying.
 

Megatomic

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Originally posted by: miri
Originally posted by: Megatomic
I just can't imagine my wife ever doing that. EVER. She's a polar opposite of your wife, very jealous of my attention and very straight.

If I were you I'd be doing some relationship evaluations right about now.

Maybe your the one that should be doing some relationship evaluations.

The greatest thing about my marriage is that we can do whatever we want when we want outside of cheating. I enjoy that freedom, having someone jealous all the time would be really annoying.
We've been married for nigh on 15 years now and things are better today than they were in years past. I feel pretty confident in and comfortable with myself and who my wife is. Thanks for the concern though.
 

bamacre

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
sounds like the episode where Al Bundy took Bud to a strip club for his 18th birthday.

:thumbsup::thumbsup: Great episode, among my favorites for sure.
 

miri

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Good for you buddy. Its just pretty presumptuous to tell people they should be evaluating their relationship just because their wife takes them out to a strip club. My wife, gf at the time, took, make that forced me out to a strip club 8 years ago where we had a lot of fun. Now are you saying that every couple that goes together to strip clubs should evaluate their relationship?
 

Megatomic

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I just find it odd (i.e. not normal) that a married couple, man and woman, would go to a strip club together. I know that not everyone is straight or even monogamous. If I found myself in the OPs situation I would evaluate things as I expect my wife to be straight and monogamous, just as she does of me.

Yes, I'm morally and sexually conservative.
 

AMDMaddness

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Originally posted by: miri
Good for you buddy. Its just pretty presumptuous to tell people they should be evaluating their relationship just because their wife takes them out to a strip club. My wife, gf at the time, took, make that forced me out to a strip club 8 years ago where we had a lot of fun. Now are you saying that every couple that goes together to strip clubs should evaluate their relationship?

Yeah no kidding. I love my wife and she loves me we have an understanding of how far we will go or how far she will go. Im secure in who she is and she in me.

Originally posted by: BrianH1
so did you get post-club sex? sounds like a ploy by your wife for some hot action for her, seeing as you may have been turned on by the other women.

I will say this I didnt get to fall asleep until 5:00am :)



Originally posted by: Citrix
dude you are so set to have a FFM threesome. you wife has some strong bi tendancies and want to explore them with you. enjoy!!

This I already know.. we have been on the prowl for a third just havent found a decent girl yet :D This is her first semi lesbo/bi experiance, glad I was there to enjoy it with her. The strippers sure go alot further with a chick then guys. She really brightened up last night she had a semi bad day at work and thought we should go out to have fun. After I didnt feel like a noob it was pretty cool. Oh and I'd be all over it if my wife went up there on amatuer night.

 

AMDMaddness

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Originally posted by: Looney
Really, you are lucky. I think most girls have some bi-curiosity and would explore it, but they don't have the necessary trust level with their SO to do it... they don't want to risk the relationship, risk him enjoying the other girls more than them, leaving for another girl once they get a taste of what's out there, etc, etc. Looks like your woman is very secure with you and your relationship.

You're a lucky lucky man.

yea my wife has told me that most girls are at the very least, bi curious, even if its only like 1%, its there. Usually jealousy or competitiveness takes over the majority for some women, so youd never know it. Some girls are able to cross the barrier. I wasnt always this lucky with her though..she used to be so opposed to me looking at other women, shed like freak out. Pr0n was a huuuuuuuuge no no. Nowadays, that couldnt BE any farther from how she is now. So, from my history with her, i know im a lucky man. Dont worry, though. for those of you who werent blessed with the same kind of SO, i will enjoy it on behalf of all of us. :)
 

Zap Brannigan

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So she was against you watching porn but it's cool for her to cheat on you? Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Sound very convienent for one of you.
 

Zap Brannigan

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So all girls are curious about other girls because your wife is and because she said so? Interesting. She must say alot....

I hope she does'nt tell you that you can fly or something.