So, 4 years ago I started dating a great woman. When I first met her brother I had just finished attending a Nascar race, bad timing on his part honestly, so I was not in the best outfit, nor did I smell the best. We went to Ruth's Chris, which he called a high end steak place, hah. During the dinner, i did what any man would do for fun to brighten up an otherwise dull night due to her brothers complete lack of insight, i 'accidently' made inappropriate sounds. The uptight brother seemed to be completely pissed, oops he needs to lighten up.
The next day we went to Epcot, where my wife fell and did a Peter Griffin impression, so i had to laugh, her brother however seems to not get it.. Later I told her that she should buy her niece and nephew something nice for their upcoming birthdays, he flipped the shit and freaked on me.
As the years went by I saw this brother or hers continue to overreact to anything I did, he gets worse and worse all the time. He's a year younger than I am (32), lived at an apartment playing WOW all the time, worked for some IT company, and never got out and about for a day in his life. He pulls shit from garbage cans to recycle, and make money to support his computer gaming habits... He is a social nobody.
I could not believe how inept at interacting with people in real life he was.
2 years ago I was at her parents house for my wifes b-day party. My mother-in-law went around the house to collect people for dinner. Found my bro-in-law and Father-in-law outside working on the lawn, found my wife in the computer room, found myself in the living room trying to adjust myself privately due to my boxers riding up, in their living room, while attempting to text the wife to keep her mother out.
Yeah, she flipped because my wife's brother has tried to talk his parents into hating me.
2 years go by with the family thinking im a perennial fuckup. My own father, bless his heart, had to fire me the first time due to health reasons that made him lose income, and I found another job until he was healthy. And now with the bad credit, the company has had to close. To top this off, i was involved in a drunk driving accident when some fuck tard ran a red light and hit me, totaling my one car, and while searching for my next car, i was involved in a 1 car accident involving ice, and a guard rail... not fun, yet her brother thinks I need rides everywhere...
At an amusement park one time, in front of my brother-in-law I said "Wow, look at all of the hot piggies here" (insert anti-cop derogatory comment). I then grabbed my wife on her hip to try and point out the piggies, after having shown her friend them as well, fucked up brother thinks i did something else. I was in the hospital trying to support everyone in her family because my father-in-law had a heart attack, and i decided to show the younger brother a clip from 'Two and a half Men". But again, when boner was said by the little kid, her other brother freaked and pushed me out of the room.
I got married to her this past summer, she is the love of my life, though i do have to put up with the brother, and some family hate. You can actually view our wedding photographs but i cant find them because i am infuriated with her brother.
This fall my wifes parents stayed at my house, which was given to my parents when my grandparents passed away, and then given to me. Due to the age of the house, there are areas where we have had to investigate for termites, It sucks and the holes are crappy but we have to try and keep our beautiful home together. During the past few weeks, her brother has started accusing my wife of stealing, and being selfish because she never wants to hang with just him.
When we do hang out with him, it is boring, but there was the one time my wife ordered her filet MW and butterflied, yes i know, its crap, but the first time it came out un-butterflied and somewhere around rare. The next attempt was M and butterflied, after this they offered to make another, promising her it perfect and when it didn't come out for 30 minutes we inquired, and they said there was a mistake and they had overcooked the first one and were trying to get another asap. We got pissed, and complained, but her brother told us this should be expected when ordering MW because that's not how it is ordered, typical snobbish behavious.
Now, my wife and I are expecting, it is wonderful to us, and feels so magical. We can not wait to hold the baby. My wife is 35, college educated, and has a good job. I currently work in the excavating industry, allowing for odd work hours, but providing a good income.
Why is it that some women have crappy families? Why does it have to be my snoorgle-buns family?
How does somebody deal with this situation?
Locked and submitted to the court, Your Honor, as evidence that the OP should be classified as a tier 3 rapist of the English language.
Perknose
Senior AT Mod
The next day we went to Epcot, where my wife fell and did a Peter Griffin impression, so i had to laugh, her brother however seems to not get it.. Later I told her that she should buy her niece and nephew something nice for their upcoming birthdays, he flipped the shit and freaked on me.
As the years went by I saw this brother or hers continue to overreact to anything I did, he gets worse and worse all the time. He's a year younger than I am (32), lived at an apartment playing WOW all the time, worked for some IT company, and never got out and about for a day in his life. He pulls shit from garbage cans to recycle, and make money to support his computer gaming habits... He is a social nobody.
I could not believe how inept at interacting with people in real life he was.
2 years ago I was at her parents house for my wifes b-day party. My mother-in-law went around the house to collect people for dinner. Found my bro-in-law and Father-in-law outside working on the lawn, found my wife in the computer room, found myself in the living room trying to adjust myself privately due to my boxers riding up, in their living room, while attempting to text the wife to keep her mother out.
Yeah, she flipped because my wife's brother has tried to talk his parents into hating me.
2 years go by with the family thinking im a perennial fuckup. My own father, bless his heart, had to fire me the first time due to health reasons that made him lose income, and I found another job until he was healthy. And now with the bad credit, the company has had to close. To top this off, i was involved in a drunk driving accident when some fuck tard ran a red light and hit me, totaling my one car, and while searching for my next car, i was involved in a 1 car accident involving ice, and a guard rail... not fun, yet her brother thinks I need rides everywhere...
At an amusement park one time, in front of my brother-in-law I said "Wow, look at all of the hot piggies here" (insert anti-cop derogatory comment). I then grabbed my wife on her hip to try and point out the piggies, after having shown her friend them as well, fucked up brother thinks i did something else. I was in the hospital trying to support everyone in her family because my father-in-law had a heart attack, and i decided to show the younger brother a clip from 'Two and a half Men". But again, when boner was said by the little kid, her other brother freaked and pushed me out of the room.
I got married to her this past summer, she is the love of my life, though i do have to put up with the brother, and some family hate. You can actually view our wedding photographs but i cant find them because i am infuriated with her brother.
This fall my wifes parents stayed at my house, which was given to my parents when my grandparents passed away, and then given to me. Due to the age of the house, there are areas where we have had to investigate for termites, It sucks and the holes are crappy but we have to try and keep our beautiful home together. During the past few weeks, her brother has started accusing my wife of stealing, and being selfish because she never wants to hang with just him.
When we do hang out with him, it is boring, but there was the one time my wife ordered her filet MW and butterflied, yes i know, its crap, but the first time it came out un-butterflied and somewhere around rare. The next attempt was M and butterflied, after this they offered to make another, promising her it perfect and when it didn't come out for 30 minutes we inquired, and they said there was a mistake and they had overcooked the first one and were trying to get another asap. We got pissed, and complained, but her brother told us this should be expected when ordering MW because that's not how it is ordered, typical snobbish behavious.
Now, my wife and I are expecting, it is wonderful to us, and feels so magical. We can not wait to hold the baby. My wife is 35, college educated, and has a good job. I currently work in the excavating industry, allowing for odd work hours, but providing a good income.
Why is it that some women have crappy families? Why does it have to be my snoorgle-buns family?
How does somebody deal with this situation?
Locked and submitted to the court, Your Honor, as evidence that the OP should be classified as a tier 3 rapist of the English language.
Perknose
Senior AT Mod
