So my roommates and I were sitting here and the phone rings....

[weirdichi]

ME: Hello.

GIRL: Hi. So where do you want to meet me tomorrow?

ME: Huh?? Who's this?

GIRL: This is Britney. You said you wanted to meet me tomorrow downtown.

ME: Who are you calling for?

GIRL: I don't know. I just got this number.

ME: Hold on. *covered up the speaker on the phone and turned to roommates and asked them, "Do you guys know a Britney?"

ROOMMATES: No.

ME: She sounds hot!

ROMMATES: *shrug*

ME: *speaking to phone again* "Hey.."

GIRL: I AM hot!

ME: Oh sh*t!!! *laugh* Guess I didn't cover it all the way!

GIRL: *giggle* One of you scheduled to meet me Wednesday downtown. I'm an escort service girl.

ME: Um.. no.

GIRL: Maybe I need to dial locallly instead of using a 1 in front of this number.

ME: Maybe.

GIRL: Thanks.

ME: Bye.

GIRL: Bye!

*click*


I thought to myself that maybe I should've *69 and called her back. Hahaha. If only she wasn't an escort service girl...

 

[ThaGrandCow]

<< I'm an escort service girl. >>

:Q
Why didn't you schedule an appointment???

 

[minendo]

Man I would have had some fun with that phonecall.

 

[TheOmegaCode]

man... why can't hot chicks from escort services call me...

 

[HamSupLo]

you should have asked her how much!

 

[weirdichi]

if I only had the cashola.. I could've flashed the monopoly money and made it sound like I was filthy rich.. Mmm...

 

[Zim Hosein]

<< Why didn't you schedule an appointment??? >>

😕


<< you should have asked her how much! >>

😀


<< if I only had the cashola.. I could've flashed the monopoly money and made it sound like I was filthy rich.. Mmm... >>

A bunch of singles wrapped in a $100 would do the trick 🙂

 

[Nefrodite]

and u didn't ask her for a date? u silly boy, what did you have to lose? 🙂

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

<< and u didn't ask her for a date? u silly boy, what did you have to lose? 🙂 >>



His virginity? 😉

 

[weirdichi]

I don't know.. that "escort service" line scared me off. Hahaha. Gotta have a relationship first before trying to make it fail. Hehe.

 

[luvya]

some escort service girl was supposed to give me a call today...dunno why she hasn't called yet😱 :Q

 

[j@cko]

what's a escort service girl anyway?

 

[thomsbrain]

<< what's a escort service girl anyway? >>



a front for hookers.

 

[Freejack2]

There are 2 types of escorts.
1) The kind that it's supposed to be... If you need a "date" for some social or job event then you can hire and escort.
2) They are selling some kind of sex thing, be it strip dancing or prostitution. Unless your in Las Vegas one should avoid this like the plague, unless you want either an std or the police arresting you.

At my last job when this one guy got fired he had to turn in his notebook, apparently he didn't bother to delete off his list of "escorts"...

Edit: Oh yeah there is a third kind. If you own a Ford Escort...