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So my neighbor's crackhead son just got paroled.

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talk to the WWE. see if you can buy one of their cages. then one night when he is sleeping bring a crane in and drop it down over the shed.
 
I'd take my baseball bat over there and tell him if he's not gone in 12 hours, you're gonna introduce him to louie. Punks like this deserve ass beatings.
 
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Any way you could personally talk to his parole officer?
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Yeah you could TOTALLY make up a complaint and call up his parole officer.

Just tell him that the rat bastard trespasses on YOUR property to hop the fence and get into his parents back yard.

And the next time you see him do it, you are going to call the cops.

If his Parole Officer is worth anything he will do something about it.
 
Originally posted by: OrByte
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Any way you could personally talk to his parole officer?
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Yeah you could TOTALLY make up a complaint and call up his parole officer.

Just tell him that the rat bastard trespasses on YOUR property to hop the fence and get into his parents back yard.

And the next time you see him do it, you are going to call the cops.

If his Parole Officer is worth anything he will do something about it.
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He's actually no on parole. He's such a douchebag that his parole was revoked (ie- he served the parole term in jail). He's officially in the clear now.

That said, I can get in touch with his parole officer. My neighbor just started work a few months ago as an officer in the same county. This is also how I know the details of this a-hole's criminal record.

 
Douse the shed with gas late at night, and then throw a match at it.

EDIT: Attached to their house? WTF is that?

Uh... umm. Put lots of insects and vermin in the shed with the larger vermin.
 
Originally posted by: ArmchairAthlete
Douse the shed with gas late at night, and then throw a match at it.

EDIT: Attached to their house? WTF is that?
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It's part of the carport.

Uh... umm. Put lots of insects and vermin in the shed with the larger vermin.
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I was trying to figure out how I could attract army ants. 😀

 
I am not 100% sure, but I dont think there is anything you can do about it (unless he tries to do something to you or your property). Unless he is using the bathroom in the yard (and you can see him doing it) which would be a misdemeanor (at least in my state it is), you could call the cops then.

The parents, however have lots they can do.

1) He is trespassing (if they told him to leave and he didn?t, trespassing)
2) assault (threading his parents)
3) making a statement that he has booby-trapped the place, has to be some form of assault
4) doing anything to the phone lines has to be against the law...You just cant tap into a phone line.


The problem is if his parents are truly afraid of him, they will not call the cops and in turn he will live there as long as he wants. There really is nothing you can do accept encourage his parents to call the cops.
 
Originally posted by: ArmchairAthlete
Originally posted by: Fausto

I was trying to figure out how I could attract army ants. 😀
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Sprinkle sugary crumbs around the shed, and leading in through any small opening.
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Lay a bait-trail of garbage and hope that you get two raccoons of the opposite sex to get together outside his door. Those things have the loudest sex ever, I swear. :Q

- M4H
 
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