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So my neighbor got a ROOSTER the other day...

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Just called the City Neighborhood Preservation Department and they will send him a letter then be paying him a visit in 7-10 days. Guess it is illegal to have one in town unless it is devocalized.

I was working on a poison from the Anarchist's Cookbook. Did you know that 1 drop of pure nicotine will kill just about anything? I was going to toss a piece of bread laced with Nicotine over the fence by accident. I hear they freak out first then die. I have a backup plan if the inspector fails 🙂 !
 
That was my original plan. My Dad has a scoped Beeman and the thing will shoot through a car door at 50 feet. I'd just sit atop my roof and wait for him to walk out in the open. Then I'd snipe him through the neck making sure the pellet went clean through and buried itself in the dirt, never to be found. The perfect crime I say.
 
Originally posted by: AllABoutTheDeals
That was my original plan. My Dad has a scoped Beeman and the thing will shoot through a car door at 50 feet. I'd just sit atop my roof and wait for him to walk out in the open. Then I'd snipe him through the neck making sure the pellet went clean through and buried itself in the dirt, never to be found. The perfect crime I say.
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except for the little hole which magically appeared in the side of the rooster? 😛
 
Originally posted by: guyver01
Originally posted by: AllABoutTheDeals
That was my original plan. My Dad has a scoped Beeman and the thing will shoot through a car door at 50 feet. I'd just sit atop my roof and wait for him to walk out in the open. Then I'd snipe him through the neck making sure the pellet went clean through and buried itself in the dirt, never to be found. The perfect crime I say.
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except for the little hole which magically appeared in the side of the rooster? 😛
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Must have been a little meteorite or something 😛
 
Originally posted by: Darien
I had a rooster once...it would start crowing around 5am or so....

of course, I was in the 6th grade and was happy that I had a pet for once! So it didn't bother me. The neighbors didn't even really hear it as well -- they never complained and didn't even know I had a rooster 'til I walked it one day 🙂

Anyways, i'm with everyone here -- have some dinner 🙂
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Walk the rooster. LOL WTF, don't know why but I can't stop laughing again. Haven't laughed that much since the thread about 3 guys doing donuts in the field. 😀
 
Anybody know how to make a chicken landmine? That'd be sweet justice!

I also considered putting my new Yamaha receiver in the back of my truck with 4 speakers. I'd plug it into the new power inverter I got. Then I'd find the sound of a rooster on the internet and record it to CD. Then at 1 in the morning I'd drive right in front of their house and play the "cock a doodle doo" at 800 watts. Then I'd drive away real fast and repeat it every couple days at different times.

That would do 3 things:

  • It'd teach the stupid chicken owners a lesson by waking them up like the did to the rest of the neighborhood for the last 2 freaking weeks.
  • It would freak the crap out of that damn doomed chicken!
  • And it would make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
 
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