So my mom totally flipped out on a pregnant lady..

Noobtastic

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We were about to remove ourselves from our 13 year old Nissan maxima on the intent of buying a watch inside the facility when my mom allegedly banged against the neighboring vehicle with her door. The lady in the car released her electric powered windows and said, "Hey, what is your f**king problem lady?" My mom, shocked that someone would dare challenger he decision to allegedly-bang her door against the lady's car, responded with, "F**k you and your f**king Lexus." To which the lady responded back with, "I'm pregnant b*tch." And my mom issued another commanding interrogative, "I hope your baby dies you f**king whore."

In the end, it was discovered my mom did not bang against the lady's car door, well...at least not visibly (no marks or dents).

After my mom cooled down later that night, I questioned her outburst. She answered, "I don't take s**t from nobody, not even wealthy pregnant b*tches."


What a weird night.


Keep in mind we just received my father's final divorce papers, which included information regarding wage garnishment. 60% is the current tag, a big drop from the 82% the court issued.


Oh well.


What did you guys do?

 

Number1

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From reading some of the stuff you posted in here, you sound just like your mom.

Why would you make this thread in the first place?
 

badkarma1399

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Dude, no offense, but your mom seems to be a bit of a crackpot.

And as for your Dad...Damn, 60%? Poor guy...
 
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For the record: Lexus != wealthy

Either way, sounds like everyone involved was pretty trashy.
 

Cerpin Taxt

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I take Noobtastic's stories equally as seriously as I take stories submitted by zanejohson.

In other words, I think both of them are totally full of shit.
 

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Well, your mom probably did bang the door even if it didn't leave a mark. She should pay closer attention.

But I'm glad your mom told her off for bringing up her pregnancy when it had nothing to do with the situation. I hate people who expect special treatment because they're pregnant.

But saying she hopes her baby dies isn't very nice.
 

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Originally posted by: Noobtastic
We were about to remove ourselves from our 13 year old Nissan maxima on the intent of buying a watch inside the facility when my mom allegedly banged against the neighboring vehicle with her door. The lady in the car released her electric powered windows and said, "Hey, what is your f**king problem lady?" My mom, shocked that someone would dare challenger he decision to allegedly-bang her door against the lady's car, responded with, "F**k you and your f**king Lexus." To which the lady responded back with, "I'm pregnant b*tch." And my mom issued another commanding interrogative, "I hope your baby dies you f**king whore."
In the end, it was discovered my mom did not bang against the lady's car door, well...at least not visibly (no marks or dents).

After my mom cooled down later that night, I questioned her outburst. She answered, "I don't take s**t from nobody, not even wealthy pregnant b*tches."


What a weird night.


Keep in mind we just received my father's final divorce papers, which included information regarding wage garnishment. 60% is the current tag, a big drop from the 82% the court issued.


Oh well.


What did you guys do?

Pure class. :roll:

 

Passions

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This is why you should avoid marrying American women.

Imports are much more docile.
 

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Originally posted by: badkarma1399
Dude, no offense, but your mom seems to be a bit of a crackpot.

And as for your Dad...Damn, 60%? Poor guy...

no shit. 60% of what though, i wonder, to support at least two crazy assholes.
 

Noobtastic

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Originally posted by: amjohns5
Is this your mom?

Yes, that is my mom..Colorado Scholar and all. XD

I rather not post the exact circumstances/details surrounding the incident...so consider that please. :D


Anyways, this one time we were at Walmart and the cash lady was trying to change my mom two $50 bills. Guess what happened? She took screamed for the manager and demanded to know why someone would be so stupid to change cash back with 50 dollar bills.

Pretty hilarious.


Oh my life is funny.


Did you know my dad sexes senior citizens?


Gross eh?


Hmmm...I hate Papa Johns. Their pizza taste like cardboard only worse.