Oh man... this reminds me of my days as a prima donna developer. They implemented Websense and locked my Intarwebs down to the point where I couldn't check Yahoo mail. Marched into my boss' office: "This isn't going to work. I bust my ass, I'm good at my job, and I don't smoke. The Internet is my smoke break." Within an hour I had unrestrained/unmonitored access to the Web 
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