So my hot blond bff is dating a rich guy

[Printer Bandit]

can we get a pic of her body?... you can blur out her face.

 

[SunnyD]

She said she's learned he's inherited it all and really hasn't worked a day in his life.

Which means she needs to be informed that more than likely one day the money will be all gone and Mr. Man won't have a fucking clue what to do with himself.

She can either enjoy being a prostitute for now, or be a mommy later. Either way, this thread belongs in L&R.

 

[Perknose]

Speak for yourself.

Like you wouldn't want to see a pic of techboy in a skirt.

 

[dighn]

She said she's learned he's inherited it all and really hasn't worked a day in his life.

i hope he inherited a boatload if this is how he spends money

cool story tho

 

[Corporate Thug]

No.. my point is that she's a lower class humble blond (albeit attractive) that I've known for about 6 years now. She's never dated for money and has been struggling to keep her head above water since I've known her. She meets some guy at a party and they stay in touch. She had no idea he was rich until they were talking about how they could see each other (he was in STL for something but lives in Chicago). She said she really didn't have the gas money to drive there and he laughed and said he'd buy her plane tickets. She goes and finds out he lives in a pricey condo and is rather well off. She never asked him about his money or how wealthy he was but when he handed her $8k in cash and didn't think twice about it, she realized what she was dealing with.

It's just funny how things play out.

I can understand that she may have never dated for money in the past, but she didn't find anything...odd...with someone she just met forking over 8k in cash to her? I don't think she is as oblivious to his $ as you may think.

 

[SunnyD]

Like you wouldn't want to see a pic of techboy in a skirt.

As I said, speak for yourself.

 

[skimple]

Married

 

[rasczak]

Something smells fishy down there. :hmm:

ftfy

 

[Perknose]

Like you wouldn't want to see a pic of techboy in a skirt.

As I said, speak for yourself.

You're tough to please! How about . . . Boomer in a negligee? No?

Ok. It's Trident in a bikini for you then.

 

[TechBoyJK]

i hope he inherited a boatload if this is how he spends money

cool story tho

Yea, she's thinking he's worth close to $100m.

 

[FelixDeCat]

I have a company worth about $600,000 (I think) that sells lemonade on Sunday afternoons. I have no revenue, no capital and no actual business but I talked to vulture capital and they are lining up to buy my company!!!

But I need to borrow $60 from Cash America because I dont have a dime. Any advice techboyjk on getting a cash advance?

 

[pelov]

Pics of rich guy and his phone number? I'd whore myself out for a few grand.

 

[Perknose]

I have a company worth about $600,000 (I think) that sells lemonade on Sunday afternoons. I have no revenue, no capital and no actual business but I talked to vulture capital and they are lining up to buy my company!!!

But I need to borrow $60 from Cash America because I dont have a dime. Any advice techboyjk on getting a cash advance?

Date a rich guy? Don't tell your bff the truth about what you had to do for money you get. Especially don't mention the chicken suit or the rollerskates, or the bite marks on your balls.

 

[Krazy4Real]

I doubt they haven't screwed yet. There's no way he'd be handing over $8k like that for nothing.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Date a rich guy? Don't tell your bff the truth about what you had to do for money you get. Especially don't mention the chicken suit or the rollerskates, or the bite marks on your balls.

No, Im serious.

Im worth about $100m on paper buy my hot friend likes to date chicks who wear chicken suits and rollerskates.

Im thinking about dumping him and taking Oprah Winfrey out. She told me that she wants to have my baby, but I all I did was give her my number and said "call me.....maybe".

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I doubt they haven't screwed yet. There's no way he'd be handing over $8k like that for nothing.

If he's actually worth north of $100 million, $8k is pretty paltry. I know a young woman who had a non-sexual relationship with a millionaire and got thousands of dollars in merchandise out of it. Some people just want companionship.

 

[Perknose]

Yea, she's thinking he's worth close to $100m.

Wow! Side note: SunnyD asked me if you have any pics of you in a skirt you'd be willing to share. I didn't ask why. I don't like to judge.

 

[Perknose]

Im thinking about dumping him and taking Oprah Winfrey out. She told me that she wants to have my baby...

Don't give it to her. She'll eat it! D:

 

[FelixDeCat]

Don't give it to her. She'll eat it! D:

Thanks for the advice Perk. Ill tell her that I was never attracted to her and that I wont let her touch my hot tamale under any circumstance!

 

[SunnyD]

Wow! Side note: SunnyD asked me if you have any pics of you in a skirt you'd be willing to share. I didn't ask why. I don't like to judge.

Perknose
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Just sayin'.

 

[dank69]

Is her name Jill? :hmm:

Perknose
Forum Director &
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Just sayin'.

That looks shopped.

 

[Perknose]

Just sayin'.

Just answer me this: Why do you want a pic of techboy in a skirt so badly?

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Monopoly money doesn't count.

Obligatory pic of your supposed M3:

I lold

 

[Yongsta]

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment...gar-baby-dates/story?id=16623859#.UHMg400k380

 

[Vdubchaos]

So your friend is a whore and you are jealous.

Your point?

I hope she realizes what she is in for....