Originally posted by: Tizyler
Last night my girlfriend and I went to her companies Christmas party.
After the party was over, about 10 of us went out to the bars for drinks. I ended up seeing my boss, so her and I chatted for about a half hour. I wasn't giving my girlfriend any attention really, but I didn't think she cared because she was talking with her friend (who is back for winter break).
After my boss leaves, my girlfriend looks at me like "wtf?". I was really drunk and I have NO idea what I said after that but she ended up just smacking me in the face--literally, like whapped in the face like in Halo.
I took a sip of my dirty martini, and she proceeded to sarcastically ask me "how she is". I just smiled and sarcastically replied, "oh, man, she's great", and she whapped me again.
Now we are in the middle of a fancy-@ss bar here, and shes literally hitting me.
I finished my martini and left. I don't think I will ever call her again.