So my girlfriend was laying in bed at 8:30pm

Safeway

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... she didn't feel well, so she sacked out early. I saw that she was balled up and had about 80% of the sheets on her side.

I walked around to the other side of the bed to correct the problem and said, "All the sheets are not belong to you."

She said, "Huh?" :beer:
 

Kaido

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We went to the Arby's drive-thru today. After ordering and while waiting in line, it was really quiet and my wife said...

...hold out your hand.

She didn't understand why I thought that was so funny...she was giving me change & cash to pay for the food :laugh:
 

Safeway

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Kaido
We went to the Arby's drive-thru today. After ordering and while waiting in line, it was really quiet and my wife said...

...hold out your hand.

She didn't understand why I thought that was so funny :laugh:

Lmao! Hahaha, ahahahahhahaaaaa. My girlfriend is tired of my stories that start with, "Hey, this one post on Anandtech said that ... "
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: Safeway
Originally posted by: Kaido
We went to the Arby's drive-thru today. After ordering and while waiting in line, it was really quiet and my wife said...

...hold out your hand.

She didn't understand why I thought that was so funny :laugh:

Lmao! Hahaha, ahahahahhahaaaaa. My girlfriend is tired of my stories that start with, "Hey, this one post on Anandtech said that ... "

Haha I do that too.
 

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I knowingly came into this thread with the expectation of some sexual themed post but because of the L&R forum knew it wouldnt be but I was still entertained, good job :D linkage to the "hold out your hand" thread?
 

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Safeway

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Originally posted by: dirtboy
Nobody really cares... get a blog.

You're still bitter about that Flash movie I made of you. Want me to post it? :laugh:
 

imported_Devine

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Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: Kaido
Originally posted by: Devine
I knowingly came into this thread with the expectation of some sexual themed post but because of the L&R forum knew it wouldnt be but I was still entertained, good job :D linkage to the "hold out your hand" thread?

#4: http://www.at-wiki.com/wiki/index.php/Notable_Threads

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...enterthread=y&arctab=y

An ATOT classic :thumbsup:

lol I feel sorry for some people on this forum
 

her209

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Grammar nazis, shouldn't the title of the thread be: So my girlfriend was lying in bed at 8:...[/quote]?
 

Tiamat

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Originally posted by: Safeway
Originally posted by: Kaido
We went to the Arby's drive-thru today. After ordering and while waiting in line, it was really quiet and my wife said...

...hold out your hand.

She didn't understand why I thought that was so funny :laugh:

Lmao! Hahaha, ahahahahhahaaaaa. My girlfriend is tired of my stories that start with, "Hey, this one post on Anandtech said that ... "

:laugh:

Yeah, I promptly get the :roll: whenever I preface my statements with that.