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so my girlfriend made me go see Closer with her

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WTF!!!!!!11111one11!!!!

We had no idea what the movie was about at all but my gf is a Julia Roberts fan. 50 minutes into the movie and a half a bag of popcorn later, all I can think while watching the movie is "WTF is this movie about?@!?!@"

It's so fvckin aimless and random and has absolutely no transition from one part to another and at the end of the movie all anyone can do is shake their head and try to figure out what they just saw.

 
Originally posted by: Tylanner
Can't be any worse than Beauty and the Beast on Ice.

But I have not seen this movie, so who am I to assume.
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hahahah beauty and the beast on ice is major dongage. you got fvckin wrecked!
 
Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
I saw it, wasn't that hard to work out? 😕
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I thought it was more to it then people screwing each other in a circular and redundant loop
 
Originally posted by: Lazee
I thought it was more to it then people screwing each other in a circular and redundant loop
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If anyone doesn't get it, try reading this.

I thought it was a good film, the American friend I was visiting didn't. So I'm outvoted 2:1 atm 🙂

Edit: just realised you linked to IMDB already. Doh.
 
It's a chick flik what do you expect...

Rule #1 Never ever see a movie with Julia Roberts.
Rule #2 Never ever see a movie with Richard Gere.
Rule #3 Never ever see a movie with Bette Midler.
Rule #4 Never ever see a movie with Sally Field that does not have Burt Reynolds in it.
Rule #5 See Rule# 1
 
A topless shot is on the cutting room floor? Hmmm.

I don't really care about the plot, Portman on a pole is worth a matinee fee.
 
Originally posted by: LAMONTBURNS
A topless shot is on the cutting room floor? Hmmm.

I don't really care about the plot, Portman on a pole is worth a matinee fee.
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Yeah, is this the movie where she becomes a stripper? Is there any boobage whatsoever? Only way I'll ever go to see that flick.

EDIT: Either way, not in the theatre though. Not wasting $10 on movie boobage.
 
Originally posted by: Hankerton
Originally posted by: LAMONTBURNS
A topless shot is on the cutting room floor? Hmmm.

I don't really care about the plot, Portman on a pole is worth a matinee fee.
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Yeah, is this the movie where she becomes a stripper? Is there any boobage whatsoever? Only way I'll ever go to see that flick.

EDIT: Either way, not in the theatre though. Not wasting $10 on movie boobage.
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Yep, she is a stripper. Definitely not worth paying $10. She wears some skimpy clothing, and does some very nice POLE dancing, but not nudity.

PASS

 
You are owed two blow jobs or a complaint free viewing of the mindless low budget action flick of your choice.
 
I thought it was great. So true on so many different levels...I'm gonna go see again tonight with another chick. 😀
 
Saw it tonight with my girlfriend...pretty decent flick. We liked it, but were a bit in shock over some of the "content" 😀
 
Before my mom knew what it was about, she expressed interest in the movie...I was like "cool, my mom's interested in a movie!", but then I realized which one she was talking about, and was "ummm...actually...". Needless to say...I'll probably just be seeing it with someone else.
 
Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Before my mom knew what it was about, she expressed interest in the movie...I was like "cool, my mom's interested in a movie!", but then I realized which one she was talking about, and was "ummm...actually...". Needless to say...I'll probably just be seeing it with someone else.
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You better go see it with someone else...otherwise you'll look like a perv in need of some serious lovin'
 
Originally posted by: Nitemare
It's a chick flik what do you expect...

Rule #1 Never ever see a movie with Julia Roberts.
Rule #2 Never ever see a movie with Richard Gere.
Rule #3 Never ever see a movie with Bette Midler.
Rule #4 Never ever see a movie with Sally Field that does not have Burt Reynolds in it.
Rule #5 See Rule# 1
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Julia Roberts was in Oceans 12.

Oceans 12=non-chic flick (or so i think)
 
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