so my girlfriend made me go see Closer with her

[Zee]

WTF!!!!!!11111one11!!!!

We had no idea what the movie was about at all but my gf is a Julia Roberts fan. 50 minutes into the movie and a half a bag of popcorn later, all I can think while watching the movie is "WTF is this movie about?@!?!@"

It's so fvckin aimless and random and has absolutely no transition from one part to another and at the end of the movie all anyone can do is shake their head and try to figure out what they just saw.

 

[Tylanner]

Can't be any worse than Beauty and the Beast on Ice.

But I have not seen this movie, so who am I to assume.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Tylanner
Can't be any worse than Beauty and the Beast on Ice.

But I have not seen this movie, so who am I to assume.

hahahah beauty and the beast on ice is major dongage. you got fvckin wrecked!

 

[DaFinn]

Hmm, did you get any action afterwards or was it a complete waste of time?

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

I saw it, wasn't that hard to work out?

 

[Zee]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
I saw it, wasn't that hard to work out?

I thought it was more to it then people screwing each other in a circular and redundant loop

 

[FoBoT]

is that star wars chick in it?

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Lazee
I thought it was more to it then people screwing each other in a circular and redundant loop

If anyone doesn't get it, try reading this.

I thought it was a good film, the American friend I was visiting didn't. So I'm outvoted 2:1 atm

Edit: just realised you linked to IMDB already. Doh.

 

[Muadib]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
is that star wars chick in it?

Yes she is. She had them cut the part where she goes topless though.

 

[Schadenfroh]

is it like the NiN song?

 

[Nitemare]

It's a chick flik what do you expect...

Rule #1 Never ever see a movie with Julia Roberts.
Rule #2 Never ever see a movie with Richard Gere.
Rule #3 Never ever see a movie with Bette Midler.
Rule #4 Never ever see a movie with Sally Field that does not have Burt Reynolds in it.
Rule #5 See Rule# 1

 

[Lamont Burns]

A topless shot is on the cutting room floor? Hmmm.

I don't really care about the plot, Portman on a pole is worth a matinee fee.

 

[Hankerton]

Originally posted by: LAMONTBURNS
A topless shot is on the cutting room floor? Hmmm.

I don't really care about the plot, Portman on a pole is worth a matinee fee.

Yeah, is this the movie where she becomes a stripper? Is there any boobage whatsoever? Only way I'll ever go to see that flick.

EDIT: Either way, not in the theatre though. Not wasting $10 on movie boobage.

 

[Wooglin]

Originally posted by: Hankerton

Originally posted by: LAMONTBURNS
A topless shot is on the cutting room floor? Hmmm.

I don't really care about the plot, Portman on a pole is worth a matinee fee.

Yeah, is this the movie where she becomes a stripper? Is there any boobage whatsoever? Only way I'll ever go to see that flick.

EDIT: Either way, not in the theatre though. Not wasting $10 on movie boobage.

Yep, she is a stripper. Definitely not worth paying $10. She wears some skimpy clothing, and does some very nice POLE dancing, but not nudity.

PASS

 

[NightCrawler]

Basically the movie is about 4 people who make each other completely miserable because they suck at relationships.

 

[imported_Tomato]

The previews say, "Finally! A beautiful love story for adults!"

I think I'll pass.

 

[GasX]

You are owed two blow jobs or a complaint free viewing of the mindless low budget action flick of your choice.

 

[chuckywang]

You just posted this thread to bring up the fact that you have a girlfriend, didn't you? Didn't you?

 

[Danman]

I thought it was great. So true on so many different levels...I'm gonna go see again tonight with another chick.

 

[NFS4]

Saw it tonight with my girlfriend...pretty decent flick. We liked it, but were a bit in shock over some of the "content"

 

[MercenaryForHire]

If you want to see Natalie Portman topless, Google for it.

- M4H

 

[EvilYoda]

Before my mom knew what it was about, she expressed interest in the movie...I was like "cool, my mom's interested in a movie!", but then I realized which one she was talking about, and was "ummm...actually...". Needless to say...I'll probably just be seeing it with someone else.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Before my mom knew what it was about, she expressed interest in the movie...I was like "cool, my mom's interested in a movie!", but then I realized which one she was talking about, and was "ummm...actually...". Needless to say...I'll probably just be seeing it with someone else.

You better go see it with someone else...otherwise you'll look like a perv in need of some serious lovin'

 

[civilicious]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
It's a chick flik what do you expect...

Rule #1 Never ever see a movie with Julia Roberts.
Rule #2 Never ever see a movie with Richard Gere.
Rule #3 Never ever see a movie with Bette Midler.
Rule #4 Never ever see a movie with Sally Field that does not have Burt Reynolds in it.
Rule #5 See Rule# 1

Julia Roberts was in Oceans 12.

Oceans 12=non-chic flick (or so i think)

 

[tami]

oceans 12 is certainly no chick flick

-a chick