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So my friends and I just had a milk drinking contest....

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Mik3y

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well, several of my friends and i decided to have fun and play jackass so we each got a gallon of milk and started chugging away. we're all athletes and one plays football. he wins of course, but i've never seen a guy puke out soo much before. we did all this at a park and the grass became all "muddy" once we were done. i was able to drink 3/4ths of a gallon without throwing up, so i won for holdin the most in. i'm 5'11 and weigh 155-160 and i held in more then even my football friend who weighs 220. all in all, it was fun. take my word for this guys: NEVER, EVER DO THIS! throwing up hurts like crap, especially when you're trying to drink a gallon of milk!
 
I tried it once...I had like one quarter of the gallon left and I puked my guts out...

Went drinking afterwards though...on an empty stomach of course...
 
Did you use WHOLE milk or 2%?

I've never seen anybody be able to kill the whole milk...at some point the body's resistance to acid dies and you puke it up.
 
ive done it with 2% if you take in like 2/3 of it in the forst 15 min and then just wait till like the 50th min to take the rest you will be fine
 
So, can someone explain to me WTF is the point of such a useless endeavor? How is guzzling milk and puking it up fun again?

😕
 
Originally posted by: Insane3D
So, can someone explain to me WTF is the point of such a useless endeavor? How is guzzling milk and puking it up fun again?

😕
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There is no point but it is a nice challenge...
 
Originally posted by: MadCowDisease
Did you use WHOLE milk or 2%?

I've never seen anybody be able to kill the whole milk...at some point the body's resistance to acid dies and you puke it up.
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Milk isn't acidic.
 
Originally posted by: MadCowDisease
Did you use WHOLE milk or 2%?

I've never seen anybody be able to kill the whole milk...at some point the body's resistance to acid dies and you puke it up.
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we chose fat free because it'd be too heavy for us to digest with 2% or especially whole milk. we also thought about doing chocolate milk, but it was way too heavy for a gallon for a body. i cant believe i had 3/4 of a gallon inside me before throwing up.

insane3d, it was fun because we tried something no one ever does or even cares of doing. was it stupid? yes. but did we have fun at the end? yes. you may think it's pointless, but OUR point was to have fun. everyone's different.

btw, i'll post pics of us puking and the puke later if i can get my friend's camera. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: MadCowDisease
Did you use WHOLE milk or 2%?

I've never seen anybody be able to kill the whole milk...at some point the body's resistance to acid dies and you puke it up.
Click to expand...
Milk isn't acidic.
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ya, if anything, its basic.
 
Originally posted by: Manzelle
Originally posted by: Insane3D
So, can someone explain to me WTF is the point of such a useless endeavor? How is guzzling milk and puking it up fun again?

😕
Click to expand...

There is no point but it is a nice challenge...
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Hey to each his own, but seems like a pointless "challenge" to me. What do you get if you "win"...a stomach full of milk? YAY!

😛
 
insane3d, it was fun because we tried something no one ever does or even cares of doing. was it stupid? yes. but did we have fun at the end? yes. you may think it's pointless, but OUR point was to have fun. everyone's different.
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Hey, that's cool I guess. I just don't understand how guzzling milk and trying not to puke is "fun". If you had fun, more power to you. I wasn't tryin to knock you or anything, I just hate puking and I can't understand how it would be "fun".

🙂
 
Originally posted by: Insane3D
insane3d, it was fun because we tried something no one ever does or even cares of doing. was it stupid? yes. but did we have fun at the end? yes. you may think it's pointless, but OUR point was to have fun. everyone's different.
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Hey, that's cool I guess. I just don't understand how guzzling milk and trying not to puke is "fun". If you had fun, more power to you. I wasn't tryin to knock you or anything, I just hate puking and I can't understand how it would be "fun".

🙂
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lol. wasnt my idea, but it was really funny just watching each other go all out. i guess it sounds really stupid and gross, but if you were there, you'd be laughing your ass off. we had some cute girls with us and they were pretty grossed out, but had a great time. they took pics for us. i guess if we werent gonna do this tonite, we prob wouldnt have done anything at all. 😀 it's just one of the crazy things we do as college students.
 
Originally posted by: Mik3y
well, several of my friends and i decided to have fun and play jackass so we each got a gallon of milk and started chugging away. we're all athletes and one plays football. he wins of course, but i've never seen a guy puke out soo much before. we did all this at a park and the grass became all "muddy" once we were done. i was able to drink 3/4ths of a gallon without throwing up, so i won for holdin the most in. i'm 5'11 and weigh 155-160 and i held in more then even my football friend who weighs 220. all in all, it was fun. take my word for this guys: NEVER, EVER DO THIS! throwing up hurts like crap, especially when you're trying to drink a gallon of milk!
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It doesnt hurt at all. We did this my freshman year at college (my idea after watching Jackass like you)... The puke felt soooooo good coming out. It was like the greatest feeling because you are so insanely full that it just kinda pours out of you like a fountain. Its a feeling of relief.
 
Well, if cute girls were involved....that's ok then. 😉

I just HATE puking. I have only puked 3 times since I was about 5...I'm 31 now. I will do anything to avoid it....

🙂
 
Originally posted by: Insane3D
Originally posted by: Manzelle
Originally posted by: Insane3D
So, can someone explain to me WTF is the point of such a useless endeavor? How is guzzling milk and puking it up fun again?

😕
Click to expand...

There is no point but it is a nice challenge...
Click to expand...

Hey to each his own, but seems like a pointless "challenge" to me. What do you get if you "win"...a stomach full of milk? YAY!

😛
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You have to make it interesting of course...you know, wager some cash...
 
Originally posted by: Manzelle
Originally posted by: Insane3D
Originally posted by: Manzelle
Originally posted by: Insane3D
So, can someone explain to me WTF is the point of such a useless endeavor? How is guzzling milk and puking it up fun again?

😕
Click to expand...

There is no point but it is a nice challenge...
Click to expand...

Hey to each his own, but seems like a pointless "challenge" to me. What do you get if you "win"...a stomach full of milk? YAY!

😛
Click to expand...

You have to make it interesting of course...you know, wager some cash...
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haha ya we did. we pulled oout all the change from our pockets and the pot was about $2. 🙂

all my friends said puking felt good, but it really hurt my chest when i blew chunks. 🙂
 
If I had lots of cookies or brownies, I'm pretty sure I could chug away a gallon of cold 2% milk no problem.

Actually, come to think of it, I have. Under an hour? Probably not.

You can be sure I took a nice nap after that.
 
Originally posted by: Mik3y
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: MadCowDisease
Did you use WHOLE milk or 2%?

I've never seen anybody be able to kill the whole milk...at some point the body's resistance to acid dies and you puke it up.
Click to expand...
Milk isn't acidic.
Click to expand...

ya, if anything, its basic.
Click to expand...

Yep . . . milk's acidic. I used to drink milk when I had stomachache's to level out the pH balance . . . it sometimes got rid of the stomachache . . . but alas- it started a whole slew of other problems . . .
 
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